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Information Overloader
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Lube,
Do not release subject joke back into the public domain without recompense. First off, it wasn't even funny until it disappeared. Then it got hilarious. |
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01-05-2011, 09:36 AM
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Information Junky
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clearly everything must be sterilized, as to not ever stereotype or offend. ... life will be so much richer then... 
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01-05-2011, 09:43 AM
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Get off my lawn!
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Off of the top of my head I can think of several jokes that are way more offensive. In the end it is just a JOKE!
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01-05-2011, 09:48 AM
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I think there's a difference between Huck Finn and calling Jewish people greedy kikes, for example (not that Lube used that word, I never read the joke). I admire the fact that Lube can put decency before his own politics if it means not being hateful. I wish more conservatives were like Lube...
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01-05-2011, 09:50 AM
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For those who missed the joke, despair not. To recreate it, simply recite in your minds every ethnic or class demographic stereoptype while vigorously stepping on a banana peel. In that singular moment when you realize you are horizontally airborne and just prior to your uncontrolled descent, you become for a brief but exquisite moment, a LubeMaster.
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01-05-2011, 10:01 AM
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Hey, you didnt offend us murdering, pasta eating, gold chain wearin Ginnys!
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01-05-2011, 10:16 AM
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I didn't see the joke, and no disrespect to anyone anywhere, but as I'm a recovering Catholic, I've probably heard (and maybe even laughed at) what some would say are worse.
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01-05-2011, 10:22 AM
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Unoffended by naked girls
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01-05-2011, 10:25 AM
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If Lube's homemade joke were a movie, it would be right there next to 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'.
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01-05-2011, 10:26 AM
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Lube went full retard. Everybody knows you never go full retard.
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01-05-2011, 10:29 AM
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Information Junky
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uh-oh... he said "retard" I'm just shocked.
This whole PC crap is retard-o-matic
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01-05-2011, 10:32 AM
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I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
If your going to grovel at least grovel with some class...
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01-05-2011, 10:35 AM
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Is OK, Tabs. I believe Lube is flaggelating so much so that he grovels on gravel as we speak. A well-lubed gravel grovel is a thing to behold.
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01-05-2011, 10:41 AM
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01-05-2011, 10:42 AM
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Unoffended by naked girls
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01-05-2011, 10:48 AM
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Funny thing is, I'm probably one of the most un-stereotypical Italians around. Im one of those self haters. Totally ashamed of the so true stereotypes.
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01-05-2011, 10:55 AM
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[QUOTE=audiman08;5765427]I think there's a difference between Huck Finn and calling Jewish people greedy kikes, for example (not that Lube used that word, I never read the joke). I admire the fact that Lube can put decency before his own politics if it means not being hateful. I wish more conservatives were like Lube...[/QUOTE]
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01-05-2011, 10:58 AM
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Damn - Must have missed it while I was watching Blazing Saddles!!!!!!!!!!
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01-05-2011, 11:00 AM
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Off to PARF we go...
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01-05-2011, 11:01 AM
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What a bunch of phags!!!
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