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Old 01-11-2011, 02:12 PM
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"Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"
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"Vash, why do you scream?"
(i scream? i thought all CAPS was screaming..i was "exclaiming")
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Quote:
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(i scream? i thought all CAPS was screaming..i was "exclaiming")
How about:

"Vash, why do you scream and run away like a little girl?"

Get it? (sigh)
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Quote:
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How about:

"Vash, why do you scream and run away like a little girl?"

Get it? (sigh)
der! now i do. honestly, i got it on my commute home.

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