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The Lady of the Lake...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Seahawk, was to carry Excalibur.
That is why I am your king! The rest: DENIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Seahawk: Be quiet! DENIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Seahawk: Shut up! DENIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
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I am for you, James Kirk
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"Mike...Mike...Mike! Wake Up!!!"
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(i scream? i thought all CAPS was screaming..i was "exclaiming")
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Good to see you once in a while. The stor(ies)y better be good
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How about:
"Vash, why do you scream and run away like a little girl?" Get it? (sigh)
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