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If Your Lover Told You...
If your lover told you they were afraid of the dark, what would you do?
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04-26-2011, 11:02 AM
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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Fck with the lights on.....
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04-26-2011, 11:03 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: small farm town Iowa..........at last
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Get an older girl friend?
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04-26-2011, 11:12 AM
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Location: Seattle
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Turn out the lights and scare the b'jeebus out of her!
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04-26-2011, 11:15 AM
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least common denominator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: San Pedro,CA
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My forty something wife asks me to close the closet door before I turn the lights out.
No big deal to me.
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04-26-2011, 11:19 AM
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i thought only young kids were afraid of the....wait..nevermind you perv
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04-26-2011, 11:33 AM
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Depends what she looks like:
Good looking = lights on Not so good looking = lights off
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04-26-2011, 11:49 AM
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be grateful she's not afraid of the light.
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04-26-2011, 12:08 PM
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Get a dozen small plug in night lights around the house.
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04-26-2011, 12:21 PM
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Well Lube, if you are referring to what I think you are, I would support her as best as I could. Sorry to hear about her fears.
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04-26-2011, 12:40 PM
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Location: an island, upper left coast, USA
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she's racist?
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04-26-2011, 01:10 PM
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Screw all day.
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04-26-2011, 02:05 PM
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Well, I wouldn't try to fix her or anything.
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04-26-2011, 03:10 PM
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I see you
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Location: NJ
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dutch oven
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04-26-2011, 04:57 PM
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Put a light inside the bag
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04-27-2011, 07:57 AM
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Punch holes in the trunk
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04-27-2011, 08:01 AM
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Try to understand why she's afraid. If I couldn't understand, try to support her anyway.
What else can you do?
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04-27-2011, 08:02 AM
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canna change law physics
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Quote:
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04-27-2011, 10:02 AM
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Targa, Panamera Turbo
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Houston TX
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FWIW - this is not in anyway how my Wife feels. She isn't afraid of the dark and is not my lover...
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