Pelican Parts Forums

Pelican Parts Forums (http://forums.pelicanparts.com/)
-   Off Topic Discussions (http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/)
-   -   Our new nanny is a lazy, dumba$$ slob. (http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/593670-our-new-nanny-lazy-dumba-slob.html)

onewhippedpuppy 02-25-2011 06:12 AM

Quote:

Why does a nanny need to be good at math and why is eating popcorn bad?..... What am I missing here other than the fact that she is butt ugly?
She's not hot, what more do you need to know? :)

dennis in se pa 02-25-2011 06:34 AM

I don't think I would want a young hot nanny in my house. It's just not a good idea. :)

Zeke 02-25-2011 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dennis in se pa (Post 5867459)
I don't think I would want a young hot nanny in my house. It's just not a good idea. :)

You said a mouthful.

:cool: ;) :D

Seahawk 02-25-2011 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dennis in se pa (Post 5867459)
I don't think I would want a young hot nanny in my house. It's just not a good idea. :)

We did the Au Pair deal for 15 years...excellent quality spread. Unfortunately, even the rather unfortunate looking young ladies had some amazingly beautiful friends.

You learn not to look.

For the OP: One lie is enough.

MMARSH 02-25-2011 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wilhelm (Post 5867028)
You can afford a Nanny? Good for you. You must be doing well. You should be thankful for that.


Personally, I'm thankful that I don't need to have a nanny look after my most important things in life.....

livi 02-25-2011 08:33 AM

What you need is Ms Inga from Sweden! :)

widgeon13 02-25-2011 08:45 AM

Blond hair, blue eye, 36-24-36 and legal!

cantdrv55 02-25-2011 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seahawk (Post 5867563)
For the OP: One lie is enough.

Very true. I shouldn't have given her a second chance to lie to us again.

tcar 02-25-2011 10:49 AM

Au pair...

Elin Nordegren and she's a TWIN!.

scottmandue 02-25-2011 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile (Post 5867276)
What do you expect for a lousy $30k a year plus free room & board?

True dat!

So when can I start?

s_morrison57 02-25-2011 12:11 PM

Get rid of her, tomorrow, if the wife doesn't stay home then ckeck all references closely with her replacement.

Hugh R 02-25-2011 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stomachmonkey (Post 5867329)
SIL gave her another shot till nanny told SIL that she was pregnant and the babies father was God.


Look at the bright side, at least she didn't say it was your brother.

stomachmonkey 02-25-2011 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh R (Post 5868191)
Look at the bright side, at least she didn't say it was your brother.

Wifes sis so woulda been BIL and I think me may be gay anyway. Not that there's anything wrong with that.;)

red-beard 02-25-2011 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stomachmonkey (Post 5867329)
SIL gave her another shot till nanny told SIL that she was pregnant and the babies father was God.

My nieces father is Jesus...

Seahawk 02-25-2011 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by livi (Post 5867673)
What you need is Ms Inga from Sweden! :)

We had an Austrian Au Pair, Brita, extremely sharp. I only remember their minds, of course.

Her best friend was a Swedish Au Pair. Her name escapes me because every time I tried to address her I bit my tongue.

scottmandue 02-25-2011 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seahawk (Post 5868248)
Her best friend was a Swedish Au Pair. Her name escapes me because every time I tried to address her I bit my tongue.

Address her? Where were you going to mail her?

Ba-boom-ding!

No wait... better yet... where were you going to put the stamp? :D

Seahawk 02-25-2011 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 5868311)
Address her? Where were you going to mail her?

Ba-boom-ding!

No wait... better yet... where were you going to put the stamp? :D

Loser:)

At least I wasn't trying to lick the stamp:cool:

Honestly, the best ones, as Cantdrv55 will attest, become part of the herd.

Jeff Higgins 02-25-2011 07:58 PM

Sorry if this sounds harsh, but I have absolutely no sympathy for anyone who hires out the raising of their own children. I would heartily encourage you to encourage your wife to become a real mom - a stay at home mom. If her career somehow became, or always was more important than her kids, you never should have had any. This is no place to do a half assed job, nor is it any place to hire someone to do it for you. Parenting is the single most important job that anyone is ever blessed with. And you only have one run through it to get it right.

look 171 02-25-2011 09:40 PM

My wife is a stay home mom. Its been almost 8 years since she worked. Here's the deal, she doesn't look forward going back to work anymore, but at some point, I really like her to return to the work force. This way, she keeps her mind sharp and stay from all the non working moms. That and itself its sometimes bad *****. Since she's been gone so long, its hard to keep up with the industry. I think she is somewhat afraid to go back and made some noise about starting all over from the beginning. She just doesn't know what type of work yet. Not a good feeling. My plan for her is have a part time job when our little one is in middle school. This way someone is home when they get back from school. They are only 3 and 5 now, so we have a long way to go.

RoninLB 02-25-2011 09:57 PM

better a European than bed bugs


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 09:54 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0
Copyright 2025 Pelican Parts, LLC - Posts may be archived for display on the Pelican Parts Website


DTO Garage Plus vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.