This Forum has Jumped the Shark

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by cashflyer

This place is abuzz with information, a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Gosh darnit, Mr. cashflyer, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

[m21sniper]

That's Hedley!!!!

[sammyg2]

Church Congregation: [singing] Now is a time of great decision....
Are we to stay or up and quit?
There's no avoiding this conclusion.
Our forum's turning into ****

[KevinP73]

This threads got some legs. I'd be willing to bet that it's gonna give the "Mulholland" thread a run for it's money.

[mossguy]

I'll do my bit!

There! Done!

[sammyg2]

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
Taggart: Ditto.
Hedley Lamarr: "Ditto?" "Ditto," you provincial putz?




Jim: Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep.
Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face-to-face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass.
So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.


Howard Johnson: Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."
Olson Johnson: Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.

[m21sniper]

"Well Goll-eeeee Sir, you use your mouth purtier 'an a three dollar whore."
~Taggart

[DARISC]

This is just, just...ghastly!

We ALL have to stop this nonsense and learn to take posting on the internet seriously!

I am sooo upset! I even used the word 'ghastly'.

[Zeke]

This thread has jumped the shark.

[sammyg2]

[KevinP73]

So, last night I was driving home and I drove down Mulholland and it reminded me of when I was younger and I would drive down Mulholland to get home. Man that was sweet. Did I tell you about that one time on Mulholland?

[scottmandue]

[cashflyer]

Bunch of **** kickers.

You men are worried about a shark, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Forum Poster.


This thread needs more Vega content.

[tchanson]

Tim

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by cashflyer

I like her headlights better than the tail lights.

Are those her toes?

[scottmandue]

[Hawktel]

We have a Shark to jump?

Where?

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by Hawktel

We have a Shark to jump?

Where?

Over there.

In the sharktooth suit.

[cashflyer]

Originally Posted by Hawktel

We have a Shark to jump?
Where?

Obviously we now have a shark deficiency in this thread.







There.... that should do it.

[M.D. Holloway]

Look at me! Look at me! I'm important! I wrote a book! I want you tho think I'm smart and funny! I want friends and I want them to envy me....