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Bin Laden Not Buried at Sea
He was unceremoniously dumped in the ocean.
Well, not exactly unceremoniously. Actually he WAS given a proper Muslim Terrorist burial at sea. And within one week - not having anything to do with the Muslim religion. "Fish and visitors stink after three days". Bin Laden stank long prior to his introduction to our SEALS and his stinking corpse was only a "guest" of our Navy until they got it into deep water. I've heard that the proper Muslim Terrorist burial that our Navy gave him involved mess cooks dumping putrified pig blood into the water, then, with solemn (read 'angry and disgusted') faces, the ship's company waited until sharks circled, THEN dumped his stinking corpse into the ocean, after which their cheers were reportedly picked up on sonar by the subs circling the ceremony.
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05-02-2011, 12:07 PM
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I sure hope that is true. Now he is shark feces. Cool!
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05-02-2011, 12:19 PM
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Funny, but no way it is true.
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05-02-2011, 12:26 PM
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If the SEALS were under order to bury him at sea, with no specific instructions on just how to do that....
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05-02-2011, 12:34 PM
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I expect he was wrapped in bacon...everything is better with bacon...
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05-02-2011, 12:40 PM
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I suspect he was captured alive and all of this is a ruse. Right now he's so doped up and telling all. Pics (if any) were taken of a semi comatose body with make up. We did need this dirt bag alive. After all, he was able to elude for 10 years, he must know some tactics we have yet to figure out.
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05-02-2011, 12:48 PM
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10 years is a long time to get this bastard and I have one thing to say to our military and even the commander in chief.
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Just poured a Bin Laden martini.............
Two shots and a splash! Toasting the Navy Seals. |
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I just re-enacted Bin Laden's burial at sea while I was in the bathroom. I believe that the splash was very realistic as was the re-enacted smell which was spot on. I even threw some white flowers in the water to represent the hope of peaceful times until the next Osama takes over.
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05-02-2011, 02:42 PM
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Bin Laden Not Buried at Sea
That is great
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05-02-2011, 03:11 PM
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there's a youtube for you guys to look up - search on 72 virgins pigs devil
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Something to think about...
A Muslim friend of mine told me that a "big bunch of grapes" could be waiting for them in heaven and not "72 virgins". It all depends on how you interpret the text in the Koran. 
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Finally a thread we can agree on. Good posts!
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05-02-2011, 08:02 PM
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Either way it happened...think of this, OBL is sleeping in Hell tonight.
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While he may not know everything anymore, he still knows a lot. Worth waterboarding him for, or doping him up for or whatever. Either way, he's out of the loop, and that is a good thing.
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