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LEAKYSEALS951 07-29-2016 03:17 PM

If TABS owned a trike!!!! :D

:Dhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1469834014.jpg

Joe Bob 07-29-2016 03:26 PM

Naw, his has training wheels.....

wildthing 08-11-2016 01:39 PM

Not technically two parking spaces, but man, if I had all the money in the world, I'll pay for commercials explaining the difference between compact cars are and full size sedans and SUVs. SUVs are not compact cars.

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Joe Bob 08-11-2016 01:42 PM

Compact describes the penis....

widebody911 08-11-2016 06:56 PM

This beotch decided to just leave her SUV in the lane. I watched her get out of it and walk into the building.

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nynor 09-15-2016 05:30 PM

this is dumb....

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URY914 09-16-2016 02:54 AM

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URY914 09-16-2016 02:55 AM

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Por_sha911 10-07-2016 06:41 PM

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They get style points for this one.

tubwreck 10-08-2016 03:11 AM

At the local Whole Foods...
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DaveE 10-08-2016 04:19 AM

Another d'bag needs two parking spaces.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tubwreck (Post 9310837)



I have mixed feelings about this one. Looking at how close that vanasourus is to the line I'm. It sure I'd want that door slamming into the side of my Merc. I'd find another spot I think.

matt930s 10-08-2016 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by URY914 (Post 9283282)


I will borrow my daughters chalk and keep it in my car from now on.

MattR

Bill Douglas 10-10-2016 03:25 PM

AND it's a Porsche (sort of :D )

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fingpilot 10-10-2016 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baz (Post 9052043)

Yeah but it's a TURBO Cayenne, Craig...TURBO!


I've been to Moorpark...on my way to visit the Reagan Library.... ;)

You know what Moorpark is spelled backward?

Craig T 10-11-2016 08:28 AM

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DanielDudley 10-11-2016 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 9219387)
Oh my....pissy today aren't we?;)

Well, once you have seen 1480 d'bag parking posts, you have pretty much seen them all...

Bill Douglas 10-12-2016 12:29 PM

A rather strange one yesterday. I went with GF to a market where the parking is impossible, so I dropped her off and waited in the car NEXT to a disabled parking spot. A woman limped over to my car and started walking backwards and forwards looking at my car. I just politely smiled and looked straight ahead. Then she started telling me off for being in a disabled park. I pointed out I wasn't and I was stopped on a broken yellow line, so she went nuts about that. I told her the rules are "No parking on broken yellow lines, but stopping on them is OK, and parking is only parking when you leave the car." Man was she angry and walked off cursing me.

1990C4S 10-12-2016 01:33 PM

Technically it appears if your car is in Park you are parked...

From: Ask the Parking Guru: What's the Difference Between "No Stopping" and "No Parking"? - 7x7 Bay Area
Quote:


No Parking means that you may not stop your car by putting it in park or in some fashion having the vehicle locked in a stationary position. So can you stop there at all? Yes, you may stop there to quickly drop off or pick up passengers, but you may not wait there for passengers to arrive. Last year, there were 18,179 No Parking citations issued.

No Stopping is actually even stricter than No Parking. Not only are you not allowed to park here, you also are not allowed to pick up someone very quickly at the curb, make a phone call, check the SFpark app, or stop your vehicle's forward motion for any reason.

Bill Douglas 10-12-2016 06:38 PM

Different country, different rules.

nynor 10-12-2016 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craig T (Post 9315125)

i give this one a pass.

Craig T 10-12-2016 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nynor (Post 9317170)
i give this one a pass.

Thanks! It's mine:D

widebody911 10-15-2016 09:43 AM

Maybe we need a new thread for "parking wherever the f*ck I want?"

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McLovin 10-17-2016 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by widebody911 (Post 9320358)
Maybe we need a new thread for "parking wherever the f*ck I want?"

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Tobra 10-18-2016 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by widebody911 (Post 9320358)
Maybe we need a new thread for "parking wherever the f*ck I want?"

O'Reilley's? I like the Carquest at Manzanita and Windmill

Pazuzu 11-03-2016 10:59 AM

Fat Daddy is a straight up Fat D'bag...
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1478199543.jpg

URY914 11-03-2016 03:37 PM

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R K T 11-06-2016 03:33 PM

The very top of Mt. Douchebag....

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Gogar 11-06-2016 03:54 PM

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911 Rod 11-07-2016 05:34 AM

^^^ Um...where you want him to park that thing. lol

cashflyer 11-13-2016 12:37 PM

Walked out of the grocery and saw a woman parking this truck.....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1479072905.jpg


Why did she leave it sticking out like that?
Well, she parked in a spot that was partially occupied by the buggy corral.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1479072983.jpg


And what is this in the foreground???

Oh yeah.... AN EMPTY SPACE!!!!


Reminds me of this:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1479073066.jpg

Gogar 11-18-2016 06:13 AM

To be fair, this car isn't parked. It's an action shot as he came douche-hooning around the corner of the hotel parking lot really fast trying to peel out and proceeded into the grass. No spectators were injured.

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icemann427 11-18-2016 08:15 AM

That is a no shyter, bro! Geesuz!


Quote:

Originally Posted by R K T (Post 9348585)


RANDY P 11-18-2016 08:43 PM

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Craig T 11-23-2016 08:24 AM

This is a crowded parking lot for a tile and stone showroom where I was picking up samples for the wife to pick out. Its shared with several other home remodeling type stores. It was so busy that I waited behind several cars to find a spot. This is what this thread is all about. "Dirtbags"

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Racerbvd 11-23-2016 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craig T (Post 9369779)
This is a crowded parking lot for a tile and stone showroom where I was picking up samples for the wife to pick out. Its shared with several other home remodeling type stores. It was so busy that I waited behind several cars to find a spot. This is what this thread is all about. "Dirtbags"

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You should have just parked behind both of them..:mad:

cashflyer 12-05-2016 12:03 PM

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GH85Carrera 12-05-2016 12:57 PM

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Look, it is NOT a Mustang.

wildthing 12-05-2016 02:48 PM

I suppose you can't help it if you have a big truck...

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cashflyer 12-06-2016 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildthing (Post 9384926)
I suppose you can't help it if you have a big truck...

You're excused if you drive a semi, or a M1078.
I was always able to properly park my dually Dodge crew cab truck, and even managed to keep a Unimog in the lines.

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Grimm 12-06-2016 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pazuzu (Post 9344706)
Fat Daddy is a straight up Fat D'bag...
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1478199543.jpg

Maybe I'm just dense this morning but I can't see the problem. What did he do wrong?


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