If TABS owned a trike!!!! :D

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Naw, his has training wheels.....

Not technically two parking spaces, but man, if I had all the money in the world, I'll pay for commercials explaining the difference between compact cars are and full size sedans and SUVs. SUVs are not compact cars.

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Compact describes the penis....

This beotch decided to just leave her SUV in the lane. I watched her get out of it and walk into the building.

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this is dumb....

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They get style points for this one.

At the local Whole Foods...
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Another d'bag needs two parking spaces.
 

I have mixed feelings about this one. Looking at how close that vanasourus is to the line I'm. It sure I'd want that door slamming into the side of my Merc. I'd find another spot I think.

I will borrow my daughters chalk and keep it in my car from now on.

MattR

AND it's a Porsche (sort of :D )

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You know what Moorpark is spelled backward?

Well, once you have seen 1480 d'bag parking posts, you have pretty much seen them all...

A rather strange one yesterday. I went with GF to a market where the parking is impossible, so I dropped her off and waited in the car NEXT to a disabled parking spot. A woman limped over to my car and started walking backwards and forwards looking at my car. I just politely smiled and looked straight ahead. Then she started telling me off for being in a disabled park. I pointed out I wasn't and I was stopped on a broken yellow line, so she went nuts about that. I told her the rules are "No parking on broken yellow lines, but stopping on them is OK, and parking is only parking when you leave the car." Man was she angry and walked off cursing me.

Technically it appears if your car is in Park you are parked...

From: Ask the Parking Guru: What's the Difference Between "No Stopping" and "No Parking"? - 7x7 Bay Area

Different country, different rules.

i give this one a pass.