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Back in the saddle again
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Central TX west of Houston
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Silly Rednecks, don't try this at home
So, what do you get when you take 2 crappy old trucks that have had a bunch of money dumped into them and then add a heaping helping of redneck? Just click "Play" to find out.
Just because you made it big, doesn't mean that it's Heavy Duty. watching the video made me think of this
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08-17-2011, 05:29 AM
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Get off my lawn!
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Amazing stupidity.
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08-17-2011, 05:41 AM
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be here now
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Hol' ma beer an watch dis....
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08-17-2011, 05:46 AM
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Almost Banned Once
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Adelaide South Australia
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lols...
Too much time on their hands.
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08-17-2011, 05:47 AM
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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I think I went to school with those guys...
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08-17-2011, 06:29 AM
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Just boys having fun.
They will have some good stories for the bar later.
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08-17-2011, 06:36 AM
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08-17-2011, 06:53 AM
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That first one had me in stitches.
I think the guy in the Chevy needs to find a better welder.
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08-17-2011, 06:57 AM
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Still Doin Time
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Nokesville, Va.
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Witnessed a real life street version of the first video in the late 70's - In a very small town local burger joint. Was there inside sitting down actually eating....a lot of my friends were out side 'hanging-out', drinking beer on a late sat afternoon.
Two brothers - both for real hill-billy rednecks - had their big-*ss 4-wheel drives there and each started to brag about just how bad they were. Crowd starts to gather 'round them and out comes the chain. Crowd spreads out, each brother backs up to the other and 'chains-up' frame to frame. Now this is on asphalt, in the burger joint parking lot for God and all the world to see. I, as a matter of fact, had a window seat in air-conditioned comfort. One had a auto trans, the other not so smart brother had a 4-speed. Just like above the chain gets tight...............the brother w/the man trans...just lets it all hang out..................for about 5 seconds. His truck starts to really 'bite' and begins to wheel hop. Each time it did the other brother (w/the auto trans) drags him backward more. Suddenly............ the entire rear end the man trans truck breaks loose from the spring perches and rolls up under (exactly like above with the other brother not letting up) Broken trucks rear axle goes all the way up under the front tires the proceeds to flip over on it's top. All in a span of less than 100 feet. Broken brothers truck now upside down, that brother climbs out of the wreckage and runs back to punch-out his brother and a brawl ensues!!! Cops arrived about 5 min later.
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08-17-2011, 07:36 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Monmouth county, NJ USA
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Of course the Ford wins!
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08-17-2011, 07:37 AM
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08-17-2011, 07:42 AM
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Ford only won because nobody brought a dodge....
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08-17-2011, 07:44 AM
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I wonder what the red button does.
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08-17-2011, 07:58 AM
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I bet my brother in law knows those guys
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08-17-2011, 08:04 AM
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They don't sell shirts in that part of the country?
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08-17-2011, 08:09 AM
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08-17-2011, 08:09 AM
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Come on guys! You're getting slack:
That will buff out.... |
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08-17-2011, 08:15 AM
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This totally made my day! Seriously... I feel like I'm going to have a great day just because of that vid. I can't stop smirking.
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08-17-2011, 08:53 AM
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JC that was hilarious...lol.
That will become the avatar of every "premium member" of all the Ford truck forums in the land. Priceless.
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08-17-2011, 09:00 AM
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"YOU CANT RACE A CAB."
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both were PRECIOUS! thanks made my day.
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1986 Porsche 944 2.5l
1977 Porsche 911S 2.7L
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