|
|
|
|
| Author |
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Seattle
Posts: 5,823
|
Takin' care of business? Touchy question
Ok, weird question, but someone wants to know....
Last week my GF spotted me on the pot, finishing up my business. Door was cracked because my room is in another part of the house, and people rarely go down there. She only caught a quick glimpse, but was in disbelief of my method. I don't see what's so wrong with it. So... when you're finishing up your business, are you sitting or standing? Folder, or wadder?
__________________
'85 911. White - 53,000 miles bought 3-16-07. "Casper" '88 924S. Blue - 120k miles bought with 105k miles. '94 968 Coupe - White - 108,000 miles bought 9-28-17 '09 Cayman - Grey - bought 9-8-20 |
||
09-23-2011, 08:53 PM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 1,954
|
Pictures.... we need pictures to more accurately assess....
Um, never mind! |
||
|
09-23-2011, 09:02 PM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Seattle
Posts: 5,823
|
Quote:
__________________
'85 911. White - 53,000 miles bought 3-16-07. "Casper" '88 924S. Blue - 120k miles bought with 105k miles. '94 968 Coupe - White - 108,000 miles bought 9-28-17 '09 Cayman - Grey - bought 9-8-20 |
||
|
09-23-2011, 09:08 PM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 1,954
|
Now I forgot the question...
Sex! Sex is always the right answer. ~ Sam Malone, Cheers |
||
|
09-23-2011, 09:14 PM
|
|
|
Registered
|
I think standing is acceptable depending on the consistency of the byproduct.
__________________
A nose heavy airplane flies poorly, a tail heavy plane flies once. |
||
|
09-23-2011, 09:21 PM
|
|
|
Insert Tag Line HERE.....
|
sitting and wadded... (Well, it starts out kinda folded, but ends up wadded.. lol..)
Standing? who the heck does that? |
||
|
09-23-2011, 09:23 PM
|
|
|
|
Cogito Ergo Sum
|
I think we need a the military slideshow on proper sanitation....
No kidding, my roommate swears they had to set through a powerpoint on this before they were deployed to afghanistan.... |
||
|
09-23-2011, 09:25 PM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 1,954
|
Okay, it's a fair cop...
I guess it depends on the quantity and the quality. I've heard that it sometimes takes a whole roll to take care of business, and at that point the niceties of technique don't really matter. I learned all about that from my mother-in-law. You should meet her sometime. |
||
|
09-23-2011, 09:32 PM
|
|
|
durn for'ner
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: South of Sweden
Posts: 17,090
|
Hold on a minute. Are we talking no one or no two here??
__________________
Markus Resident Fluffer Carrera '85 |
||
|
09-24-2011, 12:27 AM
|
|
|
Parrothead member
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Monmouth county, NJ USA
Posts: 13,829
|
Front to back, or back to front?
__________________
Vinny Red '86 944, 05 Ford Super Duty Dually '02 Ram 3500 Diesel 4x4 Dually, '07Jeep Wrangler '62 Mercury Meteor '90 Harley 1200 XL "Live your Life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral." |
||
|
09-24-2011, 04:07 AM
|
|
|
Registered ConfUser
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Waterlogged
Posts: 23,466
|
Quote:
|
||
|
09-24-2011, 04:35 AM
|
|
|
Puny Bird
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Port Hope (near Toronto) On, Canada
Posts: 4,566
|
Three seashells.
__________________
'74 Porsche 914, 3.0/6 '72 Porsche 914, 1.7, wife's summer DD '67 Bug, 2600cc T4,'67 Bus, 2.0 T1 Not putting miles on your car is like not having sex with your girlfriend, so she'll be more desirable to her next boyfriend. |
||
|
09-24-2011, 05:29 AM
|
|
|
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
Posts: 28,943
|
Sitting and folded. Have no idea how one would do it standing and not make a real mess of it.
The reason why GI's were shown the video about pooping in the ME is that the locals do not use TP, but instead use their left hand. Things are WAY different over there and its worth a bit of education for the newby's heading that direction.
__________________
2013 Jag XF, 2002 Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins (the workhorse), 1992 Jaguar XJ S-3 V-12 VDP (one of only 100 examples made), 1969 Jaguar XJ (been in the family since new), 1985 911 Targa backdated to 1973 RS specs with a 3.6 shoehorned in the back, 1959 Austin Healey Sprite (former SCCA H-Prod), 1995 BMW R1100RSL, 1971 & '72 BMW R75/5 "Toaster," Ural Tourist w/sidecar, 1949 Aeronca Sedan / QB |
||
|
09-24-2011, 05:41 AM
|
|
|
Registered lurker
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The east side of the Midwest.
Posts: 579
|
For all you that are confused about the standing method, you sit for the business and stand for the paperwork.
Standing wadder
__________________
Jeff '79 Widebody SC |
||
|
09-24-2011, 06:13 AM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Kenbridge VA
Posts: 4,269
|
Standing, oh heck no. Talk about smearing one, I could be there all day.
__________________
Peppy 2011 BMW 335d 1988 Targa 3.4 2001 Jetta TDI dead 1982 Chevette Diesel SOLD 
|
||
|
09-24-2011, 06:28 AM
|
|
|
Model Citizen
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Voodoo Lounge
Posts: 18,823
|
3 wads; one up, one down, one to polish.
Sit? Stand? Who gives a $hi#?
__________________
"I would be a tone-deaf heathen if I didn't call the engine astounding. If it had been invented solely to make noise, there would be shrines to it in Rome" |
||
|
09-24-2011, 06:45 AM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hamburg & Vancouver
Posts: 7,693
|
I used to do some work for Scott Paper. They had extensive market research on this kind of thing.
Apparently the world divides into bunchers and folders. Interestingly enough (or not) bunchers tend to be Republicans, and folders Democrats.
__________________
_____________________ These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.—Groucho Marx |
||
|
09-24-2011, 06:50 AM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 5,941
|
reaching around back or tunneling down the middle ?
__________________
"Todd" 98 Tahoe ,2007 Saturn Vue 86 930 black and stock, 80 930 blue tracdog 91 Spec Miata (yeah I race a chick car) "life"ll kill ya" Warren Zevon |
||
|
09-24-2011, 06:57 AM
|
|
|
Cogito Ergo Sum
|
I like you guys... But this is way the hell too much info....
|
||
|
09-24-2011, 10:17 AM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 5,941
|
come on Sid, tell us about crapping in the woods and how an eagle scout cleans it up. Hey don't you have to bury it or something ??
__________________
"Todd" 98 Tahoe ,2007 Saturn Vue 86 930 black and stock, 80 930 blue tracdog 91 Spec Miata (yeah I race a chick car) "life"ll kill ya" Warren Zevon |
||
|
09-24-2011, 11:52 AM
|
|
1979 Porsche 911SC
78 Porsche 911 Turbo
1972 porsche 72 rsr clone
1995 porsche 993
1995 porsche 993
1990 porsche C2 911
1966 porsche 911
1984 Porsche 911
2003 Porsche 996
1986 Porsche 944 2.5l
