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Dudes shouldn't be baristas.
They're slow.
They're clumsy. They don't brighten my day in any way. Chicks only!
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They'd be what? Baristers? I agree.
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Dude! what no way bro.. Whats up buddy what can I get ya.
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No, the worst are the old folks that Starbucks has started hiring around here.
Save for retirement, people.
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A guy I went to HS with is a barista. Ive never gone in that coffee shop, but ge has to suck. He was clumsy and slow in school.
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So, a guy shouldn't be a barista, but most bartenders are guys. Gee, what takes more skill, memory and speed?
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Gotta confess, Starbucks isn't exactly a hangout of mine...
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The Cueball? Is that one of those hair club for men places?
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Easy now.
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You guys are nuts!
Men make AWESOME baristas! They are fun to look at and they make my day!  angela
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At 6:00 on a dark, cold, rainy morning, the hottest best- stacked girl barista gets at best a flicker of a glance. If she dispenses coffee through one nipple and the other cream, I might care.
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Bible says Baristas have to be men.
Old testament even. He Brews :-)
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Long ago I confused "barrister" with "barista"
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He said nipple. Just wait.
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jyl, your post made me snort laugh! That is so funny! Baristas make me happy regardless of their gender. Does that make me "bi"? Anyone who delivers my coffee the way I like it? Heavenly! I'm easy to please...
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You find a coffee shop in western ok with a hot chick behind the counter, and i will gladly by a $4 cup...
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