OJU - need a good laugh

[daepp]

Where the hell are you man? Perhaps an update from the dirtbag neighbor attorney...

[Rick V]

Lets be proper here, it is The Clown Attorney................

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by Rick V

Lets be proper here, it is The Clown NOT Attorney................

Fixed it for ya!

[ODDJOB UNO]

hahahahaha funny what yer remembered by.



me??? well lets just take our wittle finger on a map of the western u.s.


start at scottsdale ,az. go to safford,az. then mongollon new messiko, then past the phased array radar dishes in new messiko. onto I-25 at soccorro , new messiko. straight up to ft collins,colorado. then to cheyenne/laramie,wyoming.


then................the bleakness of the road with no hope-I-80, all the damn way to rock springs,wy.

then straight up to jackson,wyoming and the grand TA-TA's.


then into the soft underbelly of jellystone park,wy. aka BEAR-VILLE=DA BEARS!


guy munched on by grizzily north of old faithful while we were there. 2 days prior grizz comes strolling thru bridge bay campground where we stayed. 3rd day got onto mommy bear and the 2 baby bears(humpbacked grizz's) doing their bear thang. pics to follow.


after spending an hour with the fed LEO park ranger danger who has spent 19yrs there heres THEIR BEAR DRILL............

backcountry LEO's get a few choices:

.308

.300 win mag

12 ga

a 9mm/.40/.45 for sidearm


and of course the WORTHLESS BEAR SPRAY.


all fire crews have (1) dude or dudette with either 12 ga or .300 win mag for guard duty while fighting a fire.

after spending 6 fun filled days raping and pillaging TROUT, with bear poo and bear track and bleached white bison rib cages along the shore(nez perce river)................I WAS REALLY HAPPY I UPGRADED FROM 305 gr buffalo bore rounds to 320gr CORBON .44 mag rds. used my westwood landing chest holster and my standard hi-ride bianchi nylon cop holster with (4) speedloaders. both work great with a cabelas fly fishing vest.

you dont feel the chest holster after a day of ripping defanged Z-RAYS all across the rivers and lakes. the bianchi you feel after a day of heavy duty mikes hard lemonade rasberry adult fizzy drinks and humping the shorelines looking for the LUNKERS!. both of us caught trout. alot of trout and had a BLAST. i saw NOBODY carrying openly and didnt see any concealed carry. i was armed AT ALL TIMES. open and concealed except into fed buildings.


the company who runs jellystone DOES NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW MANY BEAR FATALITYS THERE ARE! it cuts down on profits.


ran into an older couple who just left glacier and had several bear encounters in their campground. he said "you have never seen people run so fast,when grizz bear starts coming thru a campground!


had (2) elk mommy and calf come out of treeline 50yds behind me,while fishing. noise damn near made me POO ME-SELF. thought it was DA BEARS! anyway pics to follow of that.


now take yer wittle finger and go ALL AROUND JELLYSTONE PARK! every road, every entrance/exit. best fishing was madison river. big z-rays(defanged) and lil z-rays(defanged-no barbs). gold/silver/bronze and also stoopid panther martins did the trick.


then to west jellystone for the IMAX(must see) of jellystone.


then into the targhee national forest and then down we went from montana into idaho.


then into utah. started getting HOT due to hi pressure over west and since momma OJU didnt raise no fool, we elected to say at altitude and play in the wasatch mtn range and camp/fish there.


then from nehi,utah we got nailed by bad bad storm. got a room for the night for wifey.


then onto I-70..........................to moab(hot as hell) then to nutrita,colo. then into telluride and camped over at lizard head pass and had a lake all to ourselves as well as the entire campground. stayed there raping the trout population and caught some damn nice german browns. lake slated to be drained to get rid of invasive species and it will be a blue ribbon colorado cutthroat trout lake. telluride had film festival going on. saw GOGAR was playing next week there


then into silverton, went up eng. pass 4wd only. back down to durango and found out 2 biker rallys were going on. lucked out on room at best western due to goofy bikers.


then around to vallecito lake and fished. then to mancos,colorado and up to ophir/rico/other side of lizard head, and then backtracked to cortez,colorado then flagstaff,az and finally home.



a hell of alot of gas and a hell of a trip. no problems with anything. and the shizz ninny gear tip....................COLEMAN STAINLESS STEEL CARAFE PROPANE POWERED COFFEE MAKER! worked wonderful.

[daepp]

I camp monthly with the Scouts. Without that stainless coleman, it'd be all over.

Glad to hear you're still around. And the Clown (non) Atty - still your neighbor?

[ODDJOB UNO]

16 DAYS OF NO COMPUTER OR CELL PHONE OR OFFICE PHONE!


up at 430am..................light off coleman stainless steel crafe propane powered coffee maker.....................and OUT THE CHUTE we were after TROUT!

been back 2 days now and you know how it is coming back to work and putting out fires.



my dawg "mr snuggles" just got bit 4pm today by a diamond back rattlesnake in the upper cheek. it was a mommy snake giving birth (live) by my pool equip shed. killed mommy DEAD and killed baby DEAD(3").


damn dawg just cost me $1000 plus! so i was real pissed at those snakes and kilt dem good! real DEAD!


dawg back at home with catheter, radar dish around head, got anti-venom shots and a sedative. hes crashed on his bed in my bedroom with wifey nurse and younger kid doing dawggie nursey duties.



man if you caught as many TROUT AS WE DID.........................you would be looking at work, cross eyed (WTF?) as well as reentering the human race, as another WTF(?), and thinking why in hells name did i come back to this crap.


actually snakebite happened perfect timing. wifey there, kid there. kid saw snake and ID'd. grabbed dawg and took to vet. i met them at vet, dawg was acting damn goofy(wonder why?), handed over credit card, and back to house we went to kill snakes with an attitude.


total time from bite to vet maybe 15 minutes. glad we were not still on the road.


yes the goofy ass neighbor still lives there. quiet as a church mouse.

[Heel n Toe]

I was gonna ask how Mr. Snuggles was doing... sorry to hear he's had it so rough.

You need to impress upon him that he is not to be an equal opportunity snuggler. Rattlers are to be left alone.

Hey, you said the kid ID'd the offending reptile as a Diamondback... is the antivenin different if it's one of the other species y'all have out there?

[ODDJOB UNO]

YES BY ALL MEANS KILL THE DAMN SNAKE AND POSITIVELY ID THE GAWD DAMN SNAKE!


giving the wrong anti venom is NOT GOOD! always ID and if ya can bring the damn headless snake into vet or hospital.


rough night when i got home at 10pm. dawg has radar dish on, catheter and was not doing well. about 330am i heard radar dish moving and got up, and he was up on all fours and wanting to go # 1-2 outside. wobbled to door, kind of had some depth perception problemos with steps leading out back door, but made it to his throne area.

i grabbed gerber flashlight and looked all around pool equipment area while he was doing his duty for any baby snakes.


he goes to vet at 9am. younger kid taking him and we will see whats up. he was wagging his tail when i fed and watered him his antibiotics and cheese rolls.



what a GIANT DRAMA FILLED $$$$ PITA!



man 72 hrs ago my biggest worries were how long it would take for my coffee to finish as i was freezing my azz off at 10-11,000 feet elevation seeing my breath, and which damn z-ray i was gonna use to nail me more TROUTS!

[Rikao4]

Mr Snuggles would do the same for you...
thanks for taking care of him...

Rika

[ODDJOB UNO]

ya know the smartest damn thing i could have done in retrospect re: jellystone/montana/idaho bears...............



WOULD HAVE BEEN BRINGING "MR. SNUGGLES!"



even in utah and colorado, which have been having numerous black bear sightings all over the towns. the durango herald newspaper noted (6) black bear sightings right behind motel row on main street there. i talked to the "rail ranger" in silverton who is an unpaid interpreter for the durango/silverton railroad and that morning in cascade midway btwn silverton/durango they ran across a monster black bear hanging around the rail tracks.


a dawg any dawg with a BARK is a damn good way to keep any bears at bay while back country or campground camping.



the bear deal is a REAL DEAL. can NOT emphazize that ENOUGH!


socom -16 and benelli M-2 always in reach and my .44 on in either chest holster or bianchi holster from the 1st time i opened my eyes in the morning until i went to crawl into my -40 north face dark star polarguard fart bag at night.(inside leer shell-my somewhat anti bear cocoon).



a video , a movie, a pic of them(grizzlys) does NOT DO THEM JUSTICE re: their SIZE! watching how fast they run 1st hand in a meadow, will make you POO YERSELF!

[masraum]

It sounds like a fantastic and beautiful trip. I'm jealous and I'm not even a big fisherman.

I'm really glad to hear that you were able to get Mr Snuggles to the vet quick, and glad that nothing happened while you were gone. That would have ruined the whole trip.

[ODDJOB UNO]

hey timing IS EVERYTHING! i got to see some of america i had never seen before. a hell of alot of it. 1st night mongollon new messiko. next day was devoted to shooting ALL WEAPONS at private range in alma , new messiko with BEAR ROUNDS!

sighted socom -16 after phil arrington did my rear national match peep sight. instead of goofy azz giant ghost ring rear sight. zeroed out sights, took a couple low shots, moved rear sight up 8 clicks for a perfect 100yd zero and proceeded to WOW THE HELL out of people with a 30rd 180grain MAG DUMP! impressive aint the word.


next cycled a full mag tube of low recoil(for wifey) 12 gauge remington OO BUCK.


in the mean time wifey and her mom were blasting with .38's and .22's for practice.


cycled some federal 9mm HP's just for drill for 2 legged varmints.



then it was time to scare the POO out of me-self with the BUFFALO BORE 305 grain "bear azz whoopers". i was VERY HESITANT with these and finally sucked my huevos up enough to light one off. no others in cylinder in case of crap coming apart on me.


be very smart about this as i was. it is a damn HOT LOAD unlike anything you have ever shot out of a .44 mag. this was out of my m-29 magna ported 4" barrel built by my smith "thegunsmith.com" nelson ford.


after the initial surprise by the report and the recoil, i loaded (6) more 305 grains in and did a simulated cylinder dump on a invizable bear at 25 yds. all hit there mark dead center and i got over the shock and awe of these rounds. i mean SHOCK AND AWE! you could stop a damn D-10 caterpillar with these! would be a HELL of round for a .44 mag lever action in either winchester or marlin configs.



YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD STANCE and a DEATH GRIP on pistol, as they will jerk YOU like you never have been jerked!


in jackson i stopped in spoon o rama store and picked up some 320 grain corbons. these i will test coming up.



whatever round you bring in a sidearm........................PRACTICE WITH THEM BEFORE ENTERING BEAR-VILLE! and if ya EVER think it WONT happen to YOU..............well just start talking to the national park service LEO's and ask them how many times a day they respond to "BEAR CALLS!".



the entire trip consisted of CCW from the time i left home to the time i returned thru ALL CCW RECIPROCAL STATES. it was a BLAST! lightweight 9mm for bad people areas and big azz'd .44 for any bear-villes.



the best part is when ya enter jellystone, they hand you a warning paper stating "DONT FEEK WITH THE BISON!" showing a bison with his head down bucking a tourist into the air! what a freeking HOOT! and YES we were behind a national park LEO going thru hayden valley when this IDIOT MORON DEATHWISHER decides to stop his car in middle of road, and get out and WONDER THRU the BISON which are IN RUT ! i swear to GAWD! 100's of BISON ALL HORNEY!


the LEO stopped his car, flipped on lights, put smokey hat on and proceeded to CITE HIM! guy was lucky as hell he didnt get GORED!



if YOU THINK WALMART has interesting people...................GO TO JELLYSTONE!



freeking dum azz flatlander city slickers with a deathwish!

[daepp]

Need pics.

Poor Mr. Snuggles. Hope he's ok.