At least you are honest...

He no be piggy, he bunny. I see dis.

Bunnymobile:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1313007557.jpg

I see dis too wid bunny in it.

This thread has been hijacked

i was thinking the title might have gone along with- you see your current spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend on there.

i can always tell when someones marriage at work is on the blink, they are on the online dating sites.

The Polite Way To Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back.'



'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'



'I would say Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted.

So....had a face to face with a feeemale last nite....

Boy....dates be tough.

Evidently, not having a cell phone so that the twit can text you that she is on the other side of the bar is a social faux pas.....

Not allowing the Julio and Jose to valet the ride is embarrassing as she uses them to cut her lawn.....not to mention they can't do a stick.....

"Coboy" boots are sooooo....last week.....

A black silk shirt is like Miami Vice.....combined with a Porsche equals a 2 inch penis....

Oh yeah....nobody drives at nite with the top down.....

Taking care of your Momz is like never leaving home and living in the basement with a foil helmet and dirty underwear....

A draft beer is like peeing in the pool....

So....I dropped a 20 on the table for the Chardoneeigh and my Sierra pee product and walked out the door.....buuubye....doan call me, Shirley.....

Jose dinged me for 5 bucks for the valet.....he had a car blocking me in .... the driver had kept the key. They had to move five cars so I could get out......

Over all a highly succesfull evening. Ran into a transexual street walker while waiting for the lot to be cleared......for additional 50 bucks I coulda had a V8 cocktail of STDs....I took a pass, didn't want to jinx my good karma.....

Doing 85 on the 55 freeway.....middle lane......some wanker decided to throw on high beams because I was in his way. I waved at him.....one finger is a wave right?

Took it up to 90+, got off at Katella and hit the hootchy bar.....

Went home 20 minutes later......the wonder dog gave me a kiss......all is good.

Oiiiiphfff.....

hmmm, your date and mine were quite different last night.

first date. I wanted to go see the B-17, B-24 and P-51 at the Worcester Airport (she's a WWII aficionado and I wanted some shots for Fall 12) but her mom's birthday festivities cut into our time together, so it wasn't to be. She "strategically" picked a little cafe in Boston. We met, super cute, good conversation, interesting. She had a cannoli, I had an ice cream sundae. Having a side business as a calligrapher, she wanted to show me some of her work in a store down the street. Mmhmm. Along the way, my clothing is hanging in the window of one of customers. That was fun. Get to her store, she unlocks it, 2-3 lights on...shows me some of her work, which was truly stunning, and then, of course, in the dim lights...it was a good date. :D

Drives a Mini. Stick. What more could you want?:)

So you gots to see her etchings? Good on ya.....

Certainly beats the crap outta my outing.

remember that batting .300 (which is three hits for every 10 times at bat) makes you an all-star. Saddle up, cowboy and find another horse :D

why don't you guys post pics of the bad dates - each one on a separate thread

then people can use those little thread rating Stars to Rate Yo' Date

I have always felt the need to have a real eyeball on a female before asking for a meeting. You can't do that online. I have been married for 24 years now, but don't think I would ever consider online dating. Seems a little desperate to me. Things are different now, so I am not passing judgement.

Did it 2 times, never, ever, ever, ever again...

ever....

never....

ever....

did somebody put a "real eyeball on" you?

ewww Webby... no... eyeballs... blick....
I did it to placate a friend who wanted to try it... about 8 years ago.

Was never tempted again. When you are thinking 'how do I get a restraining order' after meeting someone once...

never...

ever...

ever...

Thats the thing that some dont get, or cant handle, about online dating- The first meet is a freeby, 100%. If its a total disaster, the max Im out is a cup of coffee or a drink. Thats it. Dont care. Its just part of the game that has to take place, since online dating is taking the place of seeing a coworker over a period of time or being introduced, etc. Go in with zero expectations, and I do mean zero, just like if someone was introducing you for the first time. It doesnt have to work, and probably wont. So dont be suprised, dissapointed, shocked if you dont marry the first person you meet on line. Just move to the next.

the pros outweigh the cons. Sure, you have to be careful with face-shot only profiles. But if I look at the 3 women I'm writing to/talking with/dating, there's no way I'd be able to find such cool people just being out and about.

One has a Buell Blast (sort of sorry I sold the Ducati now), is a graphic designer, collects red wine, very strong.

One loves dinosaurs, WWII, drives a Mini, stick, bit of tomboy but super cute and girly

One is just sexy, powerful, cool, fun, hot.

It would be impossible for me to find any of these women just in day to day activities. I think at my age, the only way I would be able to meet someone organically is if I got back into rowing, either coaching or racing.

But there are the horror stories like the 3AM phone call, crying. that was fun.

I just went on a date with a face pic only chick. It actually turned out to be pretty good. She's a cute skinny hmong girl. So thats pretty cool.

Face pic only?

"Danger Will Robinson..."

Thank you all for pushing my appreciation for my wife up even higher.

I always tell my happily married friends, look both ways and keep your wives away from bus routes.