So what is a "butthole Indicator"?
 

So just what exactly is a "butthole Indicator" anyway?

-My definition: A duelly pickup truck without a company sign, four doors, and an obnoxious exhaust. An instant butthole qualification is any pickup with the exhaust pipes vertical via cutouts in the bed.

These 9000 pound pickups are usually purchased by short men with shorter penises, in my view. No, I haven't measured their cocks, but it isn't hard to figure out what they are compensating for! I have friends in Fort Lauderdale that have some of these really big trucks- Ford F350's with the Navistar engines, but they use them to haul yachts out of the water where they work. THAT is a REAL use of a big truck. As such, that is not a Butthole Indicator- it is a work truck.

A butthole indicator is a large pickup that is not being used to haul landscaping or heavy trailers. Just a large truck that exists. And does nothing.

Who would own something that stupid? Well, plenty of people! I run 10 KM each day in Fort Lauderdale, and I see this one house. Two huge F250's, one diesel, one V10, and both are jacked up 4X4's. And both undercarriages could be eaten off of, and they have been this way for the past 3 years!

Sick!

In the United States of America, you are allowed to own and drive anything you want. While I agree with that, I have to say that there are times when common sense overrides this law, or at least should!

Those trucks? They are certified BUTTHOLE indicators!

Harley-Davidson choppers, along with 15 year old Honda cars with juice can mufflers are the same way: Butthole indicators!

[For what it is worth, I used "butthole indicator" in place of A55hole indicator in each place!]

N!

Butthole indicator = Prius.

So what is a "butthole Indicator"?
 

Since I'm not an expert on buttholes I'll take your word for it.


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To be fair, Mr N!, some people have a Costco card and need a lifted 1Ton dually quad cab to bring home the 4 flats of diet Coke and the twin pack of jumbo Doritos. Might have to make two trips even. :D

So what is a "butthole Indicator"?
 

A person that works in a mention of his/her daily running distance in a rant ( in metric) ......:)

pretty clear indicator...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1317525909.jpg

By that logic we're all buttholes then...who needs a car that can go over the speed limit.

Pony tails on men. add in a earing and I'll make haste to get away from you.

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http://www.quitor.com/wp-content/upl...-izdomu-10.jpg

LOL!!! That is haute couture where I come from (sad, but true!)

(edit: head and antlers on the other side of the wall)

Coming from Norm, I totally thought this would be about something else:p

Cool so Normy thinks I am a butt hole. I drive my full sized pick up (4X4 pump sucker) every day and usually have nothing in the back except whatever leaves happen to have fallen into it during the night. Well lets see, the 911 lives in the garage, I didn't buy the car to use as a daily, the wife drives the Mercedes as her daily (OMG a 4 door car with only one person in it I reckon she is a butt hole too) and the Boxster is down right now.
Normy you need to realize that there decisions and choices that are made by other people that make no sense to you but work for them.
My definition of butt hole indicator...................narrow minded people who think just because they don't like or understand something, the ones that do are butt holes. JMO

Scrawny little guys with their $150.00 jogging shoes, and shiny spandex running gear, out for a morning jog in the lane where my extra wide dually tire and 5" exhaust pipe protrude into really get me upset.

I've found blatant attempts at trolling are a pretty good indicator.:D

The World According to Norm.

What is it that makes some people think that "their" way of life is the ONLY way to live it? I've seen tons of stuff posted here that just boggles the mind. Being called a retard because you suggest buying a beater (GASP) instead of a new vehicle to take camping was another good one. When I see, hear, or read some thing that isn't for me, I see it as just that. Not for me. I don't get all self righteous about it, but others just can't help themselves, I guess.

man i love coming here and getting "tri-fecta" accolades!

k-3500 duallie(doolie) (no lift) total suspension bushed/bilsteins/headers/puter mapped/magna flows/ new zoomy heads/MAF/throttle body/K&N/ gps/leer shell/6 hellas/upgraded oem lights/ warn 9000 winch/bfg's and clean as hell. zoomy finned diffy cover and tranny cover.


and it just sits until i take 911 to track/score class 8 truck out/ or go hunting.


jeez louise WTF was i thinking? the ultimate roadtrip mobile/the ultimate boat/trailer/car hauler mobile.


and it ONLY has 113K on it. i bought from original owner w/ 93K and i STOLE IT!


a TON of FUN being a "BUTTHOLE!"

am i the WINNER!http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1317565734.jpg



its fairly obvious "we aint DICKING around" are WE?

Butthole indicator = indicator of buttholes?

So what is a "butthole Indicator"?
 

Odd:
That is cool. Those hellas must melt the occasional woodland creature no? ;)

+1 and I'd add any pickup the manufacturer has stuck a "Sport" decal on.

Gee, I guess I qualify all around according to you douchebags. :rolleyes:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1317572977.jpg

My butthole cruiser, just sold it two weeks ago.
I like it how it is ok to own a big useless truck to pull your luxury yacht, but no mention of the guy who uses one to haul construction equipment, or materials, to maintain his home, and buisness property. Or to snow plow his lot, or tow broken cars in for repairs, or haul firewood to keep his family warm. Or maybe to have something capable of hauling your race car safely, or to bring home the occasional project car, or maybe just because I am just a dumb arse redneck, and wanted one because I think they are cool..
Any how, here is to being a butthole, I have to go now, am in the middle of putting smokestacks on my new truck.
No offense meant to you in my former post Normy, green font intended. Different strokes for different folks.

I'm not defending Norm's rant, but..

I think that he was talking about people that have these trucks with no intention of ever towing or hauling anything with them. There are folks around here that but diesel trucks as sports cars and status symbols that put on mods that make them less functional as a truck.

+1 Vinney

Edited - Z-man.

Heres my "butthole" mobile.. "sport sticker" and all. Bought it to move that big red thing in the background. ( had a hard time moving in with my 944....)

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1317574395.jpg

Not 4 doors...a firewood hauler/hunting rig/trash hauler...But I gotta confess, if the "greens" passed a law saying only one vehicle per household? My choice would be a pickemup...
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1317574990.jpg

Damn...one fine looking machine! Thanks for the post! I'll add that to my file photos. :D

Actually, Normy says:
I have to agree. If the truck isn't being used for it's hauling prowess, it resembles, to some extent, peacock feathers.

I really dig my Dodge 2500. I would not give up the 8' bed for hauling, nor it's ability to haul the equipment trailer or dump trailer (both of which, kitted up are well over 10000 lbs). But why would a guy drive a big ass truck having little need for the capacity or the poor ride quality? I think the used truck market suggests that demand is weak. 3/4 ton diesel pricing does not look very strong.

So Tim, would that be the definition of VASI lights on someone's back?:eek:

The thing that indicates the butthole is the exclamation mark behind one's screenname...

+1. Definitely not defending Normy (you should read some of his posts in the local paper), but here in SoFla there are more huge pick-em-ups per square mile than in West TX. And 99.9% of these trucks never see any use other than hauling some pencil-dick at 85mph while tailgating in the fast lane. On occasion, you will see a real work-truck hauling/towing something.

If my lifestyle leads guys like Normy to call me a butthole, I'm doing something right in life.

I saw a dually here there other day with what looked like wheels from a big rig except that it looked like it had 35 or 40 series tires on them. It was lowered in the front, had side skirts, a front air dam, huge vertical stacks in the bed, a back bumper that had no way to tow anything and looked like the guy had tried to turn it into a sports car. When I saw it, the guy was on the side of the road getting a ticket.

A ticket????
 

You mean kind of like this???

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1317580272.jpg

Hey Normie, you don't really need a V-8, do you? You never get use all that horsepower... what's the top end on that thing?

C'mon, get yourself a Prius or a Miata and then you can be closer to what you're trying to be.

Then you can gripe about almost everyone... even people in 6-cylinder Hyundais. :cool:

hey at 54 yrs young, dont fool yerself yer eyesight IS GONNA GO someday. and when ya gots to wear glasses, well every bit of LUMENS HELP at night!


you aint lived until ya really put yer alt. to the test and make dark INTO LIGHT!


every vehicle quad bike i own we have upgraded the lighting system. either adding better bulbs to OEM or adding hellas.


and ya know what...................all it takes is one freeking bunny/possum/wolverine/armadildo/dog/javelina/horse/mule/cow(moo)/elk/deer/bear/ or just some idiot without lights on his vehicle/bike etc. to PROVE THEY ARE WORTH EVERY PENNY ya spent avoiding hitting them.