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| Canucks Fan Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Vancouver B.C. Canada 
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				 |  Pet names you have for the wife 
			Most guys have a special name for the wife, honey is kinda traditional but we are far from that. I call her a bunch of names, geek, gimp, wally, goon, gomez, wifey, perv and a few more, she calls me husband, Morrison, you idiot. What names do you have for the better half and what does she call you. Finn 
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| I'm with Bill Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Scottsville Va 
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			$%&^%%$% and *&%%&*&^&* She calls me (*^^*(*^%$#%^^ and when she gets mad (&%^&**&$$^&*())) 
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That is weird.  Same here.
		 
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			We call each other "honey". Yeah, we're old school and boring.   
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			Tortuga Pinkita Pinktuga Pinky 
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That is what my ex-wife used to call her ex-husband. And I think he called her the same. I don't think she could hang up the phone without saying ***hole.
		 
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			Well it took me a while to train my wife that I am not an ***hole, but a whole***
		 
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| Parrothead member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Monmouth county, NJ USA 
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			When I really want to annoy her , I call her my "trophy wife" Other one is "Sweet amd Low" (shes only 5' 0" tall) 
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			I don't know but pet names always slightly cue my gag reflex.  yrmv Ian 
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			"Hon" ...
		 
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| Double Trouble Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: North of Pittsburgh 
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			She goes by her initials M.J. so I call her M or Emma sometimes. She calls me Mr. hugedick, and it's really annoying.
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			she calls me fidgit,from time to time
		 
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			I call my wife Miss DePesto.
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			Sheniqua...From the movie line Sheniqua don't live here.
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| Double Trouble Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: North of Pittsburgh 
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			I still like you. I expected some green type for sure. LOL.
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We call each other high frutose corn syrup... cuz we are kaaaraazee!!!!
		 
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