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Pet names you have for the wife
Most guys have a special name for the wife, honey is kinda traditional but we are far from that.
I call her a bunch of names, geek, gimp, wally, goon, gomez, wifey, perv and a few more, she calls me husband, Morrison, you idiot. What names do you have for the better half and what does she call you. Finn
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10-10-2011, 02:34 PM
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I'm with Bill
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$%&^%%$% and *&%%&*&^&*
She calls me (*^^*(*^%$#%^^ and when she gets mad (&%^&**&$$^&*()))
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10-10-2011, 02:37 PM
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We call each other "honey". Yeah, we're old school and boring.
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Tortuga
Pinkita Pinktuga Pinky
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I'm with Bill
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Well it took me a while to train my wife that I am not an ***hole, but a whole***
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When I really want to annoy her , I call her my "trophy wife"
Other one is "Sweet amd Low" (shes only 5' 0" tall)
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I don't know but pet names always slightly cue my gag reflex. yrmv
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19 years and 17k posts...
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"Hon" ...
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10-10-2011, 02:56 PM
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Get off my lawn!
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From the movie Young Frankenstein:
Abby.
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She goes by her initials M.J. so I call her M or Emma sometimes. She calls me Mr. hugedick, and it's really annoying.
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she calls me fidgit,from time to time
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10-10-2011, 03:09 PM
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10-10-2011, 03:17 PM
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I call my wife Miss DePesto.
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10-10-2011, 03:21 PM
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It had to be you Sidney didn't it.
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Sheniqua...From the movie line Sheniqua don't live here.
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I still like you. I expected some green type for sure. LOL.
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10-10-2011, 04:04 PM
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least common denominator
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1970/1982 Porsche 914-6/911SC 2.7 RS
1987 Porsche 911 Carrera Cabriolet 3.2
MazdaSpeed3
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