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The Best of 2011
In your opinion.
What are the best Threads or Posts of the year. And happy New Year to all.  My fav thread was this KFC thread by Lube. Alas, I have succumbed to the wonderful enticement of the 3pc Dark Meat Combo entrée complete with biscuit, cole slaw and mashed potato with gravy. Oh Colonel, the pullets you slow prepare with those special 11 herbs and spices are the stuff of legend but you lie sir! You lie! While you proudly state that “At KFC, we take great pride and care to provide you with the best food and dining experience in the quick service restaurant business.”, I have never gotten as sick on Subway, Burger King, McDonalds, Wendy’s, Which Witch and Chik-Fil-A as I have after dining on your fair. Now mind you sir, I have left burger meals from two famous establishments out for over a year and observed no degradation or onset of mold or decay. While these burgers have increased in Rockwell hardness, they still (assumingly so) retain their meager nutritional value. Your poultry products began to decay on the way down my esophagus. The gastro-intestinal duress (both upper and lower) I experienced shortly after eating your offering was not unlike what a refugee would experience while suffering from dysentery, cholera, Montezuma’s Revenge or the black plague. From the severe abdominal cramping to the uncontrollable loose bowels to the projectile vomiting, my family and close neighbors believed I was possessed by Satin. A Catholic priest was called in but quickly dismissed my case to a culinary indecision and not the work of Lucifer. I beg to differ. You sir, with your impish smile, grandfatherly manner and Southern Fried charm should be dressed in scarlet red and black as opposed to starch white! It was only after 46 hours that solid food in the form of Saltines could be taken for nourishment. The Pepto Bismol and water was my only form of sustenance. And mind you sir, while Pepto Bismol will settle the bismuth sulfides true apparent in the formula will render the tongue and stool black. Trust me sir, that is a side effect that is less than welcome while trying to garner simpatico from family and loved ones! To make matters worse this is not the first time I have experienced your evil culinary design. Upon ingesting my meal, my bride had warned me that the last time I ‘enjoyed’ your 3pc Dark Meat Combo entrée with biscuit, cole slaw and mashed potato with gravy I became gravely ill and swore you off. It is now my impression that one of those 11 herbs and spices is of the pharmacopeia that renders memory loss of the worst intentions. You are on notice sir. As a Connecticut Yankee transplanted to Texas I have now officially waged war on all things Kentucky! Never again shall I consider your establishment and for that matter anything related to the YUM network of gastro duress! __________________ And best Post is this classic from Slodave I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then, when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *******!
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12-30-2011, 05:28 PM
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