so, broken toe?

[Shaun @ Tru6]

Did I just break my toe?

[john70t]

This could be a start:


If you end up doing the whole room(ceilings and floor), you'll be right at home with the parfers.

[Tobra]

Did you stub it on a coyote?

Buddy splint it to the 3rd toe. If you use tape, careful about it swelling. I like to use 1" coban/medi-rip/vet wrap for that sort of stuff. If the toe hurts but the foot is okay, I would not worry about it too much.

Shaun's was worse, fracture dislocation rather than just a fracture.

Lay off the drunken judo Todd.

[Rusty Heap]

Old Old OLD Joke from about 4th - 6th grade elementry school.


"Who do you call when you break your Toe"??????????????????












wait for it...............


















wait for it....................












Heck of course you call............................
















A "Tow Truck"..........





grins.

[nostatic]

I think I'm just going to bubblewrap myself going forward...

The rest of the foot is fine. Well as fine as it was before as I don't have feeling everywhere due to nerve damage from the other coyote incident.

[pavulon]

I think I've seen better looking feet in a bucket...all by themselves. jeebus.

[mikesride]

Are you using a lawn mower to trim your nails?[/QUOTE]

If I could stop laughing at this I would post something worth reading!! LMFAO!!

[Noah930]

I stubbed my toe on my bedframe last year. It looked pretty similar. It hurt for about 6 weeks. During that time I had fluoro'ed it in the OR (we don't have an x-ray machine in the office) and confirmed that yep, it was broken. I just let it be and it's healed. No real issues with it. If you're willing to come on over to the Valley, I can fluoro it for you anytime I'm in the office. We can meet on a weekend if that's more convenient. I don't live far away from the office.

[crustychief]

The doctor has spoken.

My nails look better but the bruise and swelling looked the same when I broke my toe. Sorry Todd.

[Hugh R]

Fluoroscope, cool, can you see yourself moving the toes in real time?

[Noah930]

Yep. Useful to be able to look at stuff "real-time" like a video x-ray. The downside is that the resolution on a fluoroscope isn't nearly as good as from a properly done x-ray.

[Tobra]

Well that, and the big dose of radiation.

Plenty handy for fishing insulin needles out of people's feet though.

[DanielDudley]

They usually stop hurting in a couple or three days.

[sammyg2]

A guy meets a girl at a bar and talks her into going home with him. As they start getting undressed, she looks at his feet and says "OMG, what happened to your feet?" He says "when I was young I had tolio".

Oh, was all she said.

When he took off his pants, she said "OMG what happened to your legs?"
He said "when I was young I had knee-sels".

Oh.

Then he took off his underwear and she said, "don't tell me. Small c**ks."

Hope that isn't too much for the sensors.

[DonDavis]

Originally Posted by Noah930

I can fluoro it for you anytime I'm in the office.

What is your fluoro typically used on? Unless cal'd for diagnostic use, I wouldn't use it on a person. Xray radiation is cumulative.

[Danimal16]

Ran the 2000 Boston Marathon with a broken toe. When you tape it, make darn sure that you don't tape it tight to the neighboring toe. Just enough to prevent it from hurting. A wee bit of movement stimulates the bone to heal faster. I broke the same bone a year earlier and also ran the 1999 Boston Marathon with a freshly healed broken toe.

[masraum]

Originally Posted by LeeH

I figured you were just using your teeth.

That was my first thought, but didn't want to "out" him.

[Joe Bob]

'melican dokter all a rike....doan worry, two eek it fall off....

[tabs]

Originally Posted by nostatic

ha - I have fairly messed up nail beds from years of my feet getting abused in sports. I lost track of how many time my feet got stepped on playing basketball. You really don't want to see the other foot.

On the positive side in that photo you can see there part of my foot ground off in the moto accident and it is mostly back

Why don't U just admit that U use a Weed Whacker ...

[sammyg2]

And so kids, what lesson have we learned here today?
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That's right, never post a close up of your feet on the interwebs


Coulda been worse tho, you coulda had really hairy feet:
http://my350z.com/forum/exterior-and-interior/208462-had-to-refuse-body-kit-delivery.html




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