Was The Best Looking Girlfriend The Best In Bed?

[M.D. Holloway]

Discussion over lunch prompted this question. I would have to say yes but I will qualify that I have had some very attractive sex partners that were really poor sex partners and some marginal looking partners that were really really good...

[scottbombedout]

Lubey, does your wife never read what you post on Pelican?

Ugly ones appreciate it more and will do more.

[tabs]

Don't all of them just lay there...talking about what colour they want to paint the bedroom ceiling while your hard in action...

[Gogar]

Lubey you need to see a therapist about your sex problem. Seriously.

[nostatic]

Maybe you could find a roofing forum and ask this question?

[RWebb]

Author of Breast Milk Analysis and Specification Development Using Failure Interpretation

and Sex Plant Equipment Operation, Reliability & Control

[red-beard]

I didn't get enough of a test drive, but I will say she was pretty darn good. Willing, lively and effng nutz.

The effing nutz part was a bit too much...

The sound effects were very good though!

[Evans, Marv]

I always thought each woman had something unique to offer and didn't really pay much attention to the universal standards of beauty, although my level of acceptance was reasonably high. I liked something unique in a woman, and a collection of beautiful features that fit together nicely was kind of boring to me. Besides, what seems really hot to one guy might only be OK or not to another. In my younger days, I seemed to specialize in married women. One stands out in my mind to this day, and she was the only woman I ever met who I would have probably married even though divorced with two kids - although she didn't leave her husband. I think most would have thought her really attractive on all levels, but it was in bed or wherever it happened she really shined. It would be nice to be young & unattached again, although I wouldn't trade my wife for anything now.

[Mark Henry]

Dead in bed and dumb as a post.

[vash]

the one with the best body wasnt the best in bed. she had the occasional funky breath too. but i could bounce stuff off of her abs and ass. believe me, that went a long way to make the ride GREAT!!

for me, they were all over the place. as i got older, i got better..and as i got better it well..you know. sex is a team sport.

[ShakinJoe]

Ah the stories I could tell. My favorite is the very hot nymphomaniac light attendant. Man I miss her.

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by Mark Henry

Dead in bed and dumb as a post.

LOL, I like those ones.

[foxpaws]

nope - the best looking guys are terrible in bed - they think they are 'owed' something...

give me a so-so looking guy - they are very grateful...

[speeder]

No, but close.

The one that was the best in bed, IMO, was close to being the best-looking. When younger, I was known for dating way out of my league, so I've had some beautiful ones but i've also done a lot of varied research and there is just no correlation between looks and "good in bed".

Also, sex is such a matter of chemistry that a woman who might be hot stuff for one guy could be a dead lay for someone else. I know for a fact that this has gone the other way, with one woman thinking I was the best ever and others completely unimpressed. And vice-versa.

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by foxpaws

nope - the best looking guys are terrible in bed - they think they are 'owed' something...

give me a so-so looking guy - they are very grateful...

And a silver tongued devil?

[Tervuren]

If I were married, my first wife died, and I married again, I might have some input on this, as is, no info to vote with.

[M.D. Holloway]

Originally Posted by scottbombedout

Lubey, does your wife never read what you post on Pelican?

Ugly ones appreciate it more and will do more.

My wife is blind - she doesn't read any more.

[jyl]

In my experience, yes.

[M.D. Holloway]

Originally Posted by Gogar

Lubey you need to see a therapist about your sex problem. Seriously.

Many years but not much success. I kept trying to hit on her!

[M.D. Holloway]

as my wife once told me "you were a stranger from afar, but much stranger up close!"