!@#$!@#%@!^!@#!!! i just got EFFED at work!

[craigster59]

Originally Posted by scottmandue

So did you go for the cocktail dress or the evening gown?

I think he was wearing a little chiffon number, nothing says "Spring is on it's way" like a little off-the-shoulder, CalTrans orange cocktail dress....

[rusnak]

Shoulda dressed up like Chow ("nigga please"). Lol

[vash]

note to self:

never ever under any circumstance..ever...ever...tell a cute news lady that you get all your news from the John Stewart show...ever.

one lady pointed at the concrete vibrator and asked what it was. i said, "it's a vibrator!" she BLUSHED and said.."oh no..you cant call it that!!!"..i corrected myself and said, "it is a concrete consolidation tool.." all the ladies laughed at me..not with me.

[rusnak]

If I was there, I'd probably have said in complete deadpan "that's the Vibratron 2000. Pro model. We call it the widowmaker. Goes like a rabbit, it does."

[Don Plumley]

Originally Posted by vash

note to self:

never ever under any circumstance..ever...ever...tell a cute news lady that you get all your news from the John Stewart show...ever.

one lady pointed at the concrete vibrator and asked what it was. i said, "it's a vibrator!" she BLUSHED and said.."oh no..you cant call it that!!!"..i corrected myself and said, "it is a concrete consolidation tool.." all the ladies laughed at me..not with me.

You just made my evening.

[RWebb]

is it on You Tube yet?

[vash]

Originally Posted by rusnak

If I was there, I'd probably have said in complete deadpan "that's the Vibratron 2000. Pro model. We call it the widowmaker. Goes like a rabbit, it does."

dude!! i think i have to talk to newspapers today..my bosses are chicken schits.

and TELEMUNDO!!!! if a hot hispanic woman walks in..game on. i will use the rabbit reference.

[widebody911]

Originally Posted by vash

never ever under any circumstance..ever...ever...tell a cute news lady that you get all your news from the John Stewart show...ever.

Why not? A chick will have way more respect for you if you bust her chops a little, as opposed to some weak sauce like "OMG, I love your news show!"

[vash]

Originally Posted by widebody911

Why not? A chick will have way more respect for you if you bust her chops a little, as opposed to some weak sauce like "OMG, I love your news show!"

the conversation started like this. hello, my name is cliff and you are?

"(something) lockhart"

"what station are you with?"

"you dont reconize me?"

and that is when i dropped my zinger..

[Head416]

Originally Posted by vash

the conversation started like this. hello, my name is cliff and you are?

"(something) lockhart"

"what station are you with?"

"you dont reconize me?"

and that is when i dropped my zinger..

Wow. I think your answer was just perfect.