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Uncle Joe Bob has a sleep over......
Oi...gotta a live one. Since Tweez is too young for me....
She's my age and not dead or at least has a pulse..... Gotta butt that won't quit, 5-2" and a buck 10, itty biity tiities, drinks, smokes, likes my jokes, likes my stick shift, wants me to put the top down on my cabriolet, is willing to take pics.........ayayadaadatatay.... http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1330037125.jpg Gonna play at the beach in la manana..... 1)Since we both are fixed.....and if she dies, she dies...no chingas 2)she looks good in a thong....OPs for me.... 3)ciggies, sunglasses, Vodka and 6 pak of Viagra.... 4)2 lbs of pulled pork 5)hot sauce 6)onion rolls 7)bag balm 8)body bag.....his/hers.... Any other suggestions? JB hasn't had a date sine 1990........ |
Yeah, turn the pic 90* and focus!
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Damn 15 year olds :D
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So I am a little too young? ;) Have fun tomorrow, Joe Bob and keep us updated!!!! Good for you!
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Mazel tov! :)
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Yum! Relax, Joe Bob, and enjoy.
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Way to go, Mike. Have fun....but pace yourself ;-)
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She seems to lack focus.
Seems perfect for you. Don't have a heart attack and don't throw your back out ;) |
I see you found one from the equator. ;)
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...with that itinerary, I think I wanna go too. You can leave the blue pills at home though. :-) best of luck.
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Take a better pic! Go have fun.
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Good Job!!! If she Smokes, She Pokes!! How do the Dogs like her???
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Have fun Joe Bob.... |
Remember Joe Bob, warm up slowly, pace yourself, stay hydrated....and always lift with the knees, not the back! http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat3.gif
Oh, and a REAL gentleman knows what she wants for breakfast. :D angela |
Don't let the air out of her :-)
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"If she Smokes, She Pokes!! How do the Dogs like her???"
2 good observations here. I remember that smokers were easier, and I always left the decision for a second date up to my dogs. If they didn't like her - no way. Dogs are good judges of character, which only becomes an element of the equation after the notch is on the pistol as they say. |
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