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Joe Bob 02-23-2012 01:54 PM

Uncle Joe Bob has a sleep over......
 
Oi...gotta a live one. Since Tweez is too young for me....

She's my age and not dead or at least has a pulse.....

Gotta butt that won't quit, 5-2" and a buck 10, itty biity tiities, drinks, smokes, likes my jokes, likes my stick shift, wants me to put the top down on my cabriolet, is willing to take pics.........ayayadaadatatay....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1330037125.jpg

Gonna play at the beach in la manana.....

1)Since we both are fixed.....and if she dies, she dies...no chingas
2)she looks good in a thong....OPs for me....
3)ciggies, sunglasses, Vodka and 6 pak of Viagra....
4)2 lbs of pulled pork
5)hot sauce
6)onion rolls
7)bag balm
8)body bag.....his/hers....

Any other suggestions?

JB hasn't had a date sine 1990........

Zeke 02-23-2012 02:01 PM

Yeah, turn the pic 90* and focus!

motion 02-23-2012 02:06 PM

Damn 15 year olds :D

tweezers74 02-23-2012 02:07 PM

So I am a little too young? ;) Have fun tomorrow, Joe Bob and keep us updated!!!! Good for you!

genrex 02-23-2012 02:09 PM

Mazel tov! :)

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Superman 02-23-2012 02:14 PM

Yum! Relax, Joe Bob, and enjoy.

MotoSook 02-23-2012 02:18 PM

Way to go, Mike. Have fun....but pace yourself ;-)

Hugo930 02-23-2012 02:24 PM

She seems to lack focus.
Seems perfect
for you.

Don't have a heart attack and
don't throw
your back out ;)

rouxroux 02-23-2012 02:25 PM

I see you found one from the equator. ;)

cstreit 02-23-2012 02:26 PM

...with that itinerary, I think I wanna go too. You can leave the blue pills at home though. :-) best of luck.

red-beard 02-23-2012 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 6577954)
She's my age and not dead or at least has a pulse.....

Gotta butt that won't quit, 5-2" and a buck 10, itty biity tiities, drinks, smokes, likes my jokes, likes my stick shift, wants me to put the top down on my cabriolet, is willing to take pics.........ayayadaadatatay....

You're dating my ex-wife? I didn't know she moved to San Diego...

nostatic 02-23-2012 02:29 PM

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vash 02-23-2012 02:44 PM

Take a better pic! Go have fun.

Racerbvd 02-23-2012 02:55 PM

Good Job!!! If she Smokes, She Pokes!! How do the Dogs like her???

porsche4life 02-23-2012 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cstreit (Post 6578017)
...with that itinerary, I think I wanna go too. You can leave the blue pills at home though. :-) best of luck.

Nothing wrong with a little recreational drug use....


Have fun Joe Bob....

Laneco 02-23-2012 03:25 PM

Remember Joe Bob, warm up slowly, pace yourself, stay hydrated....and always lift with the knees, not the back! http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat3.gif

Oh, and a REAL gentleman knows what she wants for breakfast. :D

angela

Vipergrün 02-23-2012 03:25 PM

Don't let the air out of her :-)

HHI944 02-23-2012 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 6578084)
Nothing wrong with a little recreational drug use....


Have fun Joe Bob....

Says the kid who's never tripped......

Rick V 02-23-2012 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vipergrün (Post 6578178)
Don't let the air out of her :-)

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

dennis in se pa 02-23-2012 03:30 PM

"If she Smokes, She Pokes!! How do the Dogs like her???"
2 good observations here. I remember that smokers were easier, and I always left the decision for a second date up to my dogs. If they didn't like her - no way. Dogs are good judges of character, which only becomes an element of the equation after the notch is on the pistol as they say.


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