Uncle Joe Bob has a sleep over......
 

Oi...gotta a live one. Since Tweez is too young for me....

She's my age and not dead or at least has a pulse.....

Gotta butt that won't quit, 5-2" and a buck 10, itty biity tiities, drinks, smokes, likes my jokes, likes my stick shift, wants me to put the top down on my cabriolet, is willing to take pics.........ayayadaadatatay....

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Gonna play at the beach in la manana.....

1)Since we both are fixed.....and if she dies, she dies...no chingas
2)she looks good in a thong....OPs for me....
3)ciggies, sunglasses, Vodka and 6 pak of Viagra....
4)2 lbs of pulled pork
5)hot sauce
6)onion rolls
7)bag balm
8)body bag.....his/hers....

Any other suggestions?

JB hasn't had a date sine 1990........

Yeah, turn the pic 90* and focus!

Damn 15 year olds :D

So I am a little too young? ;) Have fun tomorrow, Joe Bob and keep us updated!!!! Good for you!

Mazel tov! :)

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Yum! Relax, Joe Bob, and enjoy.

Way to go, Mike. Have fun....but pace yourself ;-)

She seems to lack focus.
Seems perfect
for you.

Don't have a heart attack and
don't throw
your back out ;)

I see you found one from the equator. ;)

...with that itinerary, I think I wanna go too. You can leave the blue pills at home though. :-) best of luck.

You're dating my ex-wife? I didn't know she moved to San Diego...

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Take a better pic! Go have fun.

Good Job!!! If she Smokes, She Pokes!! How do the Dogs like her???

Nothing wrong with a little recreational drug use....


Have fun Joe Bob....

Remember Joe Bob, warm up slowly, pace yourself, stay hydrated....and always lift with the knees, not the back! http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat3.gif

Oh, and a REAL gentleman knows what she wants for breakfast. :D

angela

Don't let the air out of her :-)

Says the kid who's never tripped......

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

"If she Smokes, She Pokes!! How do the Dogs like her???"
2 good observations here. I remember that smokers were easier, and I always left the decision for a second date up to my dogs. If they didn't like her - no way. Dogs are good judges of character, which only becomes an element of the equation after the notch is on the pistol as they say.

We are talking about RX little blue pills, not mind altering drugs...

Don't forget to Wrap that Rascal..http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/vuur.gifhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/vuur.gif

In the words of Madeline Kahn, "You're incorrigible!" :)

Gawd I miss her...

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Tweez isnt too young...you are too old.

Way to represent Z! Not too sure about the smoking though......:rolleyes:

Damn it man it ruins it when i gotta explain... :-) I said it looked like so much fun *I* want to go. But if I'm goin' with Joe Bob, I don't want him bringing viagra. Sheesh...

Thought you were meaning you wanted to go in his place....

For him, those are mind altering.

Good for you JB... Be good to her.

Back in the stone ages before I was married there is no doubt more than a few ladies I dated had their pets judge me. I always passed. I got along with one pet that hated everyone else. It was a Norwegian Elk Hound. It liked to intimidate men. I established that I was aplha and not afraid of him, and he accepted me quickly.

JB, if your doggers don't like her there is no need for a second date. SmileWavy

You will know if it was a fun weekend if it takes several days to recover. :cool:

Well, I bit her on the ass this AM. She didn't fart and fly out the window.

Bahahahaha... :D:D:D

How hard?

How Hard?

Well I ain't typing with my fingers.....

No... How hard did you bite her?

Oi...my bad, more like a gnosh, lick and a shlurp.....it was where I put the salt for the Tequila shots.

Just as I suspected: You are an incurable romantic...

Do a tequila shot for me, enjoy.

Never stick your finger where ya wouldn't stick your face....... Have fun!

I need a photog to reanimate this classic icon....got the Betty....got the car....it's white but doan care.....

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Here ya go, wild man.

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