Uncle Joe Bob has a sleep over......

[Joe Bob]

Oi...gotta a live one. Since Tweez is too young for me....

She's my age and not dead or at least has a pulse.....

Gotta butt that won't quit, 5-2" and a buck 10, itty biity tiities, drinks, smokes, likes my jokes, likes my stick shift, wants me to put the top down on my cabriolet, is willing to take pics.........ayayadaadatatay....



Gonna play at the beach in la manana.....

1)Since we both are fixed.....and if she dies, she dies...no chingas
2)she looks good in a thong....OPs for me....
3)ciggies, sunglasses, Vodka and 6 pak of Viagra....
4)2 lbs of pulled pork
5)hot sauce
6)onion rolls
7)bag balm
8)body bag.....his/hers....

Any other suggestions?

JB hasn't had a date sine 1990........

[Zeke]

Yeah, turn the pic 90* and focus!

[motion]

Damn 15 year olds

[tweezers74]

So I am a little too young? Have fun tomorrow, Joe Bob and keep us updated!!!! Good for you!

[genrex]

Mazel tov!

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[Superman]

Yum! Relax, Joe Bob, and enjoy.

[MotoSook]

Way to go, Mike. Have fun....but pace yourself ;-)

[Hugo930]

She seems to lack focus.
Seems perfect
for you.

Don't have a heart attack and
don't throw
your back out

[rouxroux]

I see you found one from the equator.

[cstreit]

...with that itinerary, I think I wanna go too. You can leave the blue pills at home though. :-) best of luck.

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

She's my age and not dead or at least has a pulse.....

Gotta butt that won't quit, 5-2" and a buck 10, itty biity tiities, drinks, smokes, likes my jokes, likes my stick shift, wants me to put the top down on my cabriolet, is willing to take pics.........ayayadaadatatay....

You're dating my ex-wife? I didn't know she moved to San Diego...

[nostatic]

[vash]

Take a better pic! Go have fun.

[Racerbvd]

Good Job!!! If she Smokes, She Pokes!! How do the Dogs like her???

[porsche4life]

Originally Posted by cstreit

...with that itinerary, I think I wanna go too. You can leave the blue pills at home though. :-) best of luck.

Nothing wrong with a little recreational drug use....


Have fun Joe Bob....

[Laneco]

Remember Joe Bob, warm up slowly, pace yourself, stay hydrated....and always lift with the knees, not the back!

Oh, and a REAL gentleman knows what she wants for breakfast.

angela

[Vipergrün]

Don't let the air out of her :-)

[HHI944]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

Nothing wrong with a little recreational drug use....


Have fun Joe Bob....

Says the kid who's never tripped......

[Rick V]

Originally Posted by Vipergrün

Don't let the air out of her :-)

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

[dennis in se pa]

"If she Smokes, She Pokes!! How do the Dogs like her???"
2 good observations here. I remember that smokers were easier, and I always left the decision for a second date up to my dogs. If they didn't like her - no way. Dogs are good judges of character, which only becomes an element of the equation after the notch is on the pistol as they say.