Good Advice

[Zeke]

Never eat ice cream out of the carton.

Whatever advice you give, be short.
- Horace

[968rz]

Never pee up hill. No matter how much you've drank.

[pegasus9]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
-Wayne Gretzky

[Schrup]

Never up, never in.

[syncroid]

It always rolls down hill...

[pegasus9]

Nothing good happens after midnight.

[Rick Lee]

Don't eat the yellow snow.

[djmcmath]

Never pet a burning dog.

[tweezers74]

I give this advice to all the men in my life. I am a bear if woken up. If you don't heed my warning, you deserve what you get.

[Heel n Toe]

( Awesome, tweez.)

Here's a few. Some of these might be song titles.

Try a little tenderness.

Take time to know her.

Put the toilet seat down.

Open the door for her... and don't slam it on her dress.

[tweezers74]

John,

Very good advice indeed...

[s_morrison57]

its cheaper to rent than it is to own (refers to relationships/marrige)

[peppy]

It's easier to save money than to make it.

[Chocaholic]

One need not pluck the vine to smell the rose.

W. Shakespare

[porsche4life]

Don't be a dick. - Wil Wheaton

[mjohnson]

Anything free is usually worth saving up for.

[944Larry]

Things won't get as bad as you think...............or as good as you think either.

[craigster59]

Practice what you preach.

[fastfredracing]

Happy wife, happy life
No good deed , ever goes unpunished.

[GH85Carrera]

Never slap a man that is chewing tobacco.