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Joeaksa 03-05-2012 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 6600663)
Joe, you need to move to "The Villages" in Florida...Look for a widow, not a divorcée

He would do well here in Arizona as well. Lots of singles here!

Joe Bob 03-05-2012 03:50 PM

Got another text....she invited me to dinner.....:eek:

Think I'm gonna pass....

RWebb 03-05-2012 03:51 PM

prelude to make up sex, you idiot

porsche4life 03-05-2012 03:52 PM

Ya, go for it... Maybe you can reform her.... ;)

McLovin 03-05-2012 03:52 PM

did she suggest you dine at the Y?

Rick V 03-05-2012 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 6603051)
Got another text....she invited me to dinner.....:eek:

Think I'm gonna pass....

Acting like your avatar?

Bob Kontak 03-05-2012 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 6603051)
Got another text....she invited me to dinner.....:eek:

Think I'm gonna pass....

You are so dum an stoopid. The original text was a joke. She likes you.

Now who is the maroon?

Racerbvd 03-05-2012 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 6603051)
Got another text....she invited me to dinner.....:eek:

Think I'm gonna pass....

Speaking as a PSYCHO magnet, I say GO FOR IT!!!

davidbir 03-05-2012 04:06 PM

All the same, I would open your own bottle of wine and let her start eating any dish first...
On second thoughts , that last suggestion may not be practical!
er, if she's already eating it, you could eat hers-no that's not it.
If she's eating and your eating at the same time-no nor that.
How about you just eat each others without making eye contact? The salad...

nostatic 03-05-2012 04:12 PM

this is funny because it isn't happening to me

GWN7 03-05-2012 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 6601036)
they don't even know where I live or my real name.


When I travel down South I use a alias...even have business cards made up with it on them....... "Micheal Zee" , "I'm French" and a phone number "202-456-1414"

:cool:

Joe Bob 03-05-2012 04:21 PM

That's the White House number.....

GWN7 03-05-2012 04:31 PM

The number was on a refurb laptop I bought from the Gateway Store in South Dakota a few years ago....


BTW...go for dinner....worst thing that can happen is she will tie you up for a few days..... Leave a note as to where your going just in case.....

Jim Richards 03-06-2012 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by nostatic (Post 6603118)
this is funny because it isn't happening to me

It can be you, too, Todd. You just need to apply yourself. SmileWavy

vash 03-06-2012 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 6603051)
Got another text....she invited me to dinner.....:eek:

Think I'm gonna pass....

dont be so damn selfish. think about US!! we love this. :) GO!

whatever your decision, we are behind you..(or will have an opinion on the matter):D

Jim Richards 03-06-2012 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 6603051)
Got another text....she invited me to dinner.....:eek:

Think I'm gonna pass....

Don't be a wuss, Joe Bob. What's the worst that can happen?

http://professormortis.files.wordpre.../playmisty.jpg

Groesbeck Hurricane 03-06-2012 04:47 AM

C'mon Joe Bob!!! What have you got to lose????

Besides, we're hurting for good, honest, fun entertainment!!! WE LOVE YA MAN!!!!

(Were it me I'd probably pass, more fish in the sea and such...) But, do not be like me, I give bad advice, I mean good advice, I mean WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU!!!!!

GH85Carrera 03-06-2012 04:47 AM

Just think along the lines of the movie Misery with Kathy Bates.

Joe Bob 03-06-2012 05:10 AM

Well there IS my brother's bachelor party this weekend.....what could happen with booze and hookers?

Dueller 03-06-2012 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 6603051)
Got another text....she invited me to dinner.....:eek:

Think I'm gonna pass....

A man's gotta eat.




If she serves rabbit stew, leave immediately.:eek:


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