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vash 03-04-2012 09:45 AM

nah..it's called life.

in college i had a super insane hottie dump my entire kitchen garbage can into my bed..(yup a futon). of course i was 20 years old ;) now i take the garbage out before "Date nite!" j/k.

widebody911 03-04-2012 10:04 AM

Never stick your dick in crazy.

cstreit 03-04-2012 10:06 AM

I've read all your posts JoeBob, and I still remain clueless. :)

...and ignore that troll. From what I've seen he has nothing better to do that read threads looking to solicit anger. Mommy issues perhaps...

porsche4life 03-04-2012 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 6600004)
Sid has a hard on for me....get a sense of humor....

As to pissing a woman off....most men that have a pulse, piss women off.

No hard on, JB... Just giving you hell like I would and do, pretty much everyone else here, but since most of them are capable of acting somewhere around their own age, they deal with it.... ;)

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Now as far as pissing women off..... Treat them with enough respect, and show them that you are a really good guy, and they will overlook a flaw or two....

Joe Bob 03-04-2012 01:02 PM

I have underwear older than you, Sid.....no need of any input from you.

I treat women very well, it's the batschitcrazy ones I have an issue with. It seems the single ones MY age are crazier than I am. Go figure.

Just trying to have fun......

porsche4life 03-04-2012 01:06 PM

Joe, my age has nothing to do with my intelligence, or knowing how to treat someone. I don't dismiss what you say purely because you are old.



Now I may dismiss it because you are nuts, but that's irrelevant.

cashflyer 03-04-2012 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 6600503)
It seems the single ones MY age are crazier than I am.

Well there you go.... her problem is obviously dementia. :D
(or maybe she stroked during sex)

red-beard 03-04-2012 02:14 PM

Joe, you need to move to "The Villages" in Florida...Look for a widow, not a divorcée

RWebb 03-04-2012 02:43 PM

was this a close encounter of the third kind?

and BTW...

what do you expect from a redhead? I mean really? Don't try to change the woman!

RWebb 03-04-2012 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 6600503)

It seems the single ones MY age are crazier than I am.


.....


that is because they all started out cute, cuddly & innocent with nice, wonderful personalities

but over time, they encountered men -- that drove them crazy

genrex 03-04-2012 02:50 PM

Z, you may have to take James' advice and move to Florida.

It's probably the only way to achieve closure in this case. :eek:

_

Bob Kontak 03-04-2012 04:14 PM

It could be worse..........

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1330910068.jpg

sc_rufctr 03-04-2012 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by widebody911 (Post 6600146)
Never stick your dick in crazy.

Good advice but so often ignored.

Girls like bad boys and boys like crazy.

WolfeMacleod 03-04-2012 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by widebody911 (Post 6600146)
Never stick your dick in crazy.

Ever consider that some of the dicks are why women go crazy? Leaves an awful mess for the next person to clean up.
Eventually, there won't be ay sane women left...only type of "less crazy" to chose from.

davidbir 03-04-2012 04:41 PM

I am embarassed to admit that I followed the original thread-I am older than Joe Bob and was willing him on...
The only reason for an outcome such as this is that she found out about this thread--Joe Bob?

Joe Bob 03-04-2012 04:50 PM

Two different gals and no....they don't follow this thread(s)...they don't even know where I live or my real name.

gduke2010 03-04-2012 05:00 PM

Sometimes its best to just have a good time and celebrate the moment and move on. Seems as if the good ones are far and few between.

Schumi 03-04-2012 05:33 PM

Dating women without telling them your real name.

If you do the above, you waive the right to ***** about anything to do with the relationship.

Hugo930 03-04-2012 05:47 PM

I am speechless, what kind of a subhuman rat are you?

You're beyond me. Poor women, they're older and desperate and here you are, stealing from them.

People like you deserve eternal loneliness and it looks like karma is working.

Quote:

Two different gals and no....they don't follow this thread(s)...they don't even know where I live or my real name.

Hugo930 03-04-2012 05:51 PM

This is fine as long as all involved know the game.

Quote:

Sometimes its best to just have a good time and celebrate the moment and move on. Seems as if the good ones are far and few between.


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