1/2 naked and pink duct tape

[Rusty Heap]

.........sometimes you just can't make this stuff up:




Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops | Local & Regional | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KOMO News

[onewhippedpuppy]

Why can't that ever happen in the bars that I visit?

[kach22i]

Bad day at work for those cops.

[RWebb]

apparently, the denizens of lower Queen Anne are concerned that Portland got a leg up on them with that recent fake bondage in a car escapade

[onlycafe]

she's lucky to have not been tazed, or shot.

[GWN7]

I went to a call like that once......"Woman without any pants- Naked" We were first on scene and she indeed had no pants. She was drunk, 5' tall and 5' wide. As we were loading her into a ambulance we asked her where her pants were.......She said "I pissed them so I took them off"

It's never a cute 110 lbs 20 year old girl that does something like this.

[widebody911]

TIL Chuck Norris has a daughter.

Impressive when you realize she's doing all this while in handcuffs

She began kicking at the legs and head of one officer. As police tried to pull her back inside the patrol car she suddenly did an over-the-head back flip and tumbled out the other side of the car.

Once outside the patrol car, officers tried to get her under control. She kicked one officer in the head, causing a slight concussion.

Another officer was kicked in the hand, which severed the tendon in his right pinkie finger.

The third officer was kicked in the jaw, causing swelling and slight dislocation

[widgeon13]

I'm guessing she wasn't the Jenny McCarthy of the Queen Anne neighborhood.

[tharbert]

Bet it was Leeloo Dallas Multipass from the 5th Element:

[crustychief]

Geez! like kung fu panda!

[Zeke]

That's gonna be one hell of a hangover.

[Laneco]

Got to admit, she was pretty darned athletic!

angela

[rusnak]

I wonder how she's going to get the duct tape off her loco taco?

[sammyg2]

[stealthn]

If it was a guy he would have been shot.

The cops should have monkey rolled...

[slakjaw]

This is because no one calls the cops or complanes about the hawt ones.

Anyone Remember that post from a while back about the chick who was going to stab a brother unless he "performed oral" on her? Yeah.

Lol.

I went to a call like that once......"Woman without any pants- Naked" We were first on scene and she indeed had no pants. She was drunk, 5' tall and 5' wide. As we were loading her into a ambulance we asked her where her pants were.......She said "I pissed them so I took them off"



It's never a cute 110 lbs 20 year old girl that does something like this.

[Adam]