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Puny Bird
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Port Hope (near Toronto) On, Canada
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When I was buying my new toilet the guy told me it had a 1000g flush (1000g=1kg=2.2lbs), I asked him if he had a bigger one because my morning dump was easily twice that size.
The guy didn't have a sense of humour. 
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05-25-2012, 07:44 AM
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My wife doesn't understand, and I can't explain it. But I like to take my time, preferably with a good book. When my legs start tingling I know it's time to get up.
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: oak grove, OREGON
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i have a habit of weighing myself before and after just to see, average is .75lb largest was 2.5lb difference between the two. water weight is done separately
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05-25-2012, 09:48 AM
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Slippery Slope Victim
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Brooklyn, NY USA
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You guys ain't lived until your life revolves around taking poops!
Ask any Crohnie.
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05-25-2012, 03:42 PM
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Didn't the comedian Ron White ask 'did you ever have a dump so big your pants fit better afterward?'
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