Yo mama's so fat....

[dafischer]

The comments at the bottom of the page are great.

Someone

[GH85Carrera]

Gross but funny.

[Jagshund]

Reduced to a naseauting blanket of scorched grease . . . guess the next article will announce a fund raiser for the company's local fd due to a need for new equipment.

I'm 100% certain there are heavier numbers here so get ready for a rash of grease fires.

[redstrosekNic]

I see lots of people in the Cleveland area that probably weigh more than her...

[targa911S]

Originally Posted by redstrosekNic

I see lots of people in the Cleveland area that probably weigh more than her...

Browns fans?

[Hawkeye's-911T]

Yo mama's so fat....she fell into the Grand Canyon & got stuck!

[lane912]

cook 'em slow and low-

avoid the flash point temp

[2porscheguy]

...that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND da house!

[sammyg2]

She got runs in her levis.

She has smaller fat women orbiting around her.

She puts her belt on with a boomerang.

The sign in the restaurant says maximum occupancy 88, or your mama.

[Joe Bob]

Originally Posted by lane912

cook 'em slow and low-

avoid the flash point temp

Not really feasible.....they get in a 'runaway' condition when there is so much fat. They turn into their own source of energy.

I eventually had a court order to shut down one.......they had three fatty events in one month. Gassed out the whole town.

Too much money in Santa Barbara to put up with that. They moved the ovens out to Goleta.

[dentist90]

When she steps on her talking bathroom scale it says "One at a time, please..."

[Flieger]

Wow, I haven't heard these since 5th grade.

[WamsleyH]

She has smaller fat women orbiting around her

[Laneco]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

Not really feasible.....they get in a 'runaway' condition when there is so much fat. They turn into their own source of energy.

I eventually had a court order to shut down one.......they had three fatty events in one month. Gassed out the whole town.

Too much money in Santa Barbara to put up with that. They moved the ovens out to Goleta.

You know, not to make fun of California (as I LOVE most of it and MOST of the people) but I'm surprised someone didn't think to capture the energy as an alternate fuel source...

Soylent green goes green.

I know, I know, I should have my butt kicked for writing that...

angela

[Joe Bob]

Not worth the devices that would run the electical generation. Would have to have a large centralized crematorium to make it work $ wise. Most zombie burners are small potatoes.

Methane collectors at landfills are cost effective sources of fuel.....

[asphaltgambler]

yo momma's so fat if someone cut her she'd bleed gravy

yo momma's so fat that she got the first McDonalds credit card

yo momma's so fat when she sits down at a restuarant the waiter asks if she wants an estimate

[Rednine11]

Yo mommas so fat, after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the *****.

Yo mommas so fat her graduation picture was an aerial photograph

[gr8fl4porsche]

Your Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

[VINMAN]

I could just imagine the smell..