Who on the list is a backyard fabricator of 'doohickies'?

[Joe Bob]

Originally Posted by Zeke

This is where you are wrong. You don't have any friends.

Yer right....I have a lot curmudgeons like you.....

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by Flieger

Why? And why do you have an ellipsis immediately before or after a period?

'Cause he's still thinkin' about how the rest of the sentence will read.

[Joe Bob]

Keep fergitting...Zeke be a curmudge AND a grammar Nazi.....

[porsche4life]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

Wouldn't happen as the wheel turns upwards toward the head set and the spring loaded stop is already deployed in that direction.

If'n yer frum someplace stoopid, and instalate it upside down...then yeah.....ya'll be haeffen a problemo.

Either way it will still be down there in the way getting bound up.... Like I said, the spokebug is tiny enough it'll probably just get mangled up if it deploys....

[Flieger]

[72doug2,2S]

The pole should be purchased before the doohickey. Here's one on sale for just $79.95. It is polished chrome for comfort. Might be a good place to hang your bike when your wife isn't on it.

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[porsche4life]

Originally Posted by Flieger

Why? And why do you have an ellipsis immediately before or after a period?

To piss off nit picking grammar ninnies like you...............


And because I don't count, just hit the... a few times....

[Flieger]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

Either way it will still be down there in the way getting bound up.... Like I said, the spokebug is tiny enough it'll probably just get mangled up if it deploys....

From that photo, the spokebug looks to be on the same order of strength as the spokes, and more rigid. The other doohickey will be flung out of the way by the tire and will do much less damage hitting a rubber tire.

Then there is the issue that the spokebug doesn't make as good of a stand as the doohickey.

[Flieger]

No thanks. I prefer to buy local and support fellow PPOT members. I get my stripper poles from Kevin P73.

Originally Posted by 72doug2,2S

The pole should be purchased before the doohickey. Here's one on sale for just $79.95. It is polished chrome for comfort. Might be a good place to hang your bike when your wife isn't on it.

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*Material: Steel
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[Joe Bob]

FYI, the doohickey is called a 'Flick Stand'.....if you care.

On the pole dancing thing? I prefer to rent....both the equipment and the meat bag.

[herr_oberst]

Rhode Gear called them "Flickstands"

25 bucks? Seems high. Real high.

[Joe Bob]

That was an estimate based on what they sold for and inflation of the USD since I last saw them sold. Cool yer rockets there.....

[85eurocarrera]

I noodled this a year ago. conclusion was none of the people I ride with would attach that to their bike.

doesn't address the bars turning, but something like a rubber band on your bars that you could stretch out and attach to your front brake handle to lock up front wheel.

Lots of different frame tube sizes and shapes now too.

[Flieger]

Again: Bungee cord through the spokes to the frame...

[85eurocarrera]

where you going to store bungee? my band idea stays on the bars when not in use. lighter and cheapee than a bungee. :-)

[Flieger]

Dude, a bungee is a rubber band, just a better one. You can loop it through under the seat. Plus it gets the job done.

It weighs a lot less than a water bottle. But then I ride a steel rigid or else an old alu mountainbike. So a little weight doesn't scare me.

[Zeke]

What you need here is something that will hold and prop up the bike when you park it and the same thing can be used to beat dogs when riding.

[Flieger]

Originally Posted by Zeke

What you need here is something that will hold and prop up the bike when you park it and the same thing can be used to beat dogs when riding.

Bungee cord nunchucks?

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by Flieger

Bungee cord nunchucks?

Don't patent that idea just yet. One time use. You're in trouble if there are 2 dogs.

[Flieger]

Originally Posted by Zeke

Don't patent that idea just yet. One time use. You're in trouble if there are 2 dogs.

Bungee cord crossbow? sling a quiver of arrows under the top tube?