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Hawkeye's-911T 08-23-2012 11:49 AM

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By RWebb: I'd be impressed if they never stopped for 48 hrs
Man, that would have to be one of those "tantric(?)" things - if there really is/are such things.

Cheers
JB

911 Rod 08-23-2012 11:56 AM

It would be fun trying!

daepp 08-23-2012 11:59 AM

Maybe she's bragging just a little...

VINMAN 08-23-2012 12:02 PM

I'll let you guys know in 48 hours.

KevinP73 08-23-2012 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by LubeMaster77 (Post 6930022)
Either way, its nice to know someone is having that sort of extended pleasure!

If you see her again will you tell her I said "Good bye". She was face down when I left and I'm not sure if she heard me. SmileWavy

Porsche-O-Phile 08-23-2012 12:05 PM

Amateurs, the lot of ya'.

VINMAN 08-23-2012 12:06 PM

ok, never mind. I'm done...

KevinP73 08-23-2012 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by VINMAN (Post 6930583)
ok, never mind. I'm done...

4 minutes Vinny?
Reminds me of a joke,

A man who worked for the fire department came home from work and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire department: Bell 1 rings, we all put on our coats; Bell 2 rings, we all slide down the pole; Bell 3 rings, we are on the truck ready to go. From now on we're going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell 1, you strip naked; Bell 2, you jump into bed; Bell 3, we are going to make love all night long!"

The next night he came home from work and yelled, "Bell 1." She took off all her clothes.

"Bell 2." She jumped into bed.

"Bell 3." They began to make love!

After about 2 minutes she yelled, "BELL 4!!"

He said, "What the hell is Bell 4?"

"MORE HOSE!! MORE HOSE!!" she said. "You're nowhere near the fire!!"

nynor 08-23-2012 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark Henry (Post 6930203)
I had a girlfriend back in the day and we tried for something like that record. In the end the smell, even with multiple showers, turned me off.
Plus the fact that the muff was closed for repairs for over a week.

Fun girl, but definitely not wife material.

OMG.... i almost choked! LOL!

slakjaw 08-23-2012 12:40 PM

It's been a while. I could prolly do it.

nynor 08-23-2012 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by tabs (Post 6930324)
How do U Boyz find shyte like this?

i just got cable TV, today, to watch football this season and the world series. anyway, the first station that comes on when i get it hooked up is an infomercial. amused, i searched on youtube. that video is what i found. even more disturbing than the infomercial. true story.

d.

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Originally Posted by slakjaw (Post 6930649)
It's been a while. I could prolly do it.

i remember being 24 years old. however, 20 times in two days seems quite excessive.

UconnTim97 08-23-2012 01:12 PM

Only 20?!?

Jim Richards 08-23-2012 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by nynor (Post 6930655)
i just got cable TV, today, to watch football this season and the world series. anyway, the first station that comes on when i get it hooked up is an infomercial. amused, i searched on youtube. that video is what i found. even more disturbing than the infomercial. true story.

d.

Props to d. for finding that gem of an infomercial. http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/pray.gifhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/pray.gifhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/pray.gif

Roosterrusek 08-23-2012 01:21 PM

Still need pics of the braggart in question...

red-beard 08-23-2012 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by tweezers74 (Post 6930434)
But red beard is correct in all points... Good math, red beard. And it is possible.

Just my two cents from the female side. ;)

Thank you. I pride myself being spot on with precise delivery

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Originally Posted by LubeMaster77 (Post 6930466)
I don't know teezer, many of us have had our share of sex pots but 20 runs in 48 hours seems like the stuff of lore and epic legend! Both are ready for the Rolex 24 IMO!

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Originally Posted by tweezers74 (Post 6930514)
I am 38. It's true what they say about women in their late 30's. Enough said.

To both of those I present...my ex-wife...

She was exactly what Tweeze is talking about, and I met her when she was turning 38. I was 26! Anyway...

She had stories of her exploits. Mostly with "ringing out the interns" at the hospital. One of her stories involved a hotel room, being "that time of the month" and the hotel room looking like a murder scene. I have no doubt she could do 20 in 2 days.

And there was a girl in my ski club who was "active" also mid 30's. She was dating a pilot, C-130s, ran the Antartic route and was the one who went down there to save the woman with cancer. Anyway, she claimed they did things 8 times a day! 50% was above the neck, shall we say. But immediately upon waking up, just before work. As soon as they got home from work and then just before going to sleep. And on top of this, he was cheating on her!

And while the BS meter seemed to be pegged, we met the girl he was cheating with. She also joined the ski club. He must have had the hydraulics replaced with tubular steel.

911 Rod 08-23-2012 01:31 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1345753910.jpg

red-beard 08-23-2012 01:53 PM

The woman above and the pilot were in The 109th Airlift Wing of the New York National Guard, based in Scotia, New York

Gov. Pataki honors rescuers of Antarctic doctor - CNN

The only pics I can find are us skiing

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1345755137.jpg

I'm far right and she is in blue next to me.

And she was not really a blond......

vash 08-23-2012 02:01 PM

hey,..you really have a red beard!!

back on topic..

no. i couldnt do it. maybe if it were 4-5 different women to keep it SUUUUPPPPER exciting. hahah..

Icemaster 08-23-2012 02:06 PM

Pretty sure I'd get bored and want to go watch football after 4 or 5.

Maybe I'm getting old.

We did manage 7 on prom night...many years ago.

red-beard 08-23-2012 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by vash (Post 6930815)
hey,..you really have a red beard!!

Well, DUH!!! SmileWavy

Esel Mann 08-23-2012 02:53 PM

There's only one way to find out if its possible.....

I'll be out for the next couple of days and report back my findings.......

sammyg2 08-23-2012 03:13 PM

Stick a ham in there and pull out the bone, called a re-tread.

scottmandue 08-23-2012 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Icemaster (Post 6930821)
Pretty sure I'd get bored and want to go watch football after 4 or 5.

Maybe I'm getting old.

Thank Gaud! I'm sitting here thinking "that sounds like work!".

If I get it twice in a day I'm skipping around the house like a school girl.

RWebb 08-23-2012 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by McLovin (Post 6930497)
LOL, PPOT, the land where everyone averages 25% returns on the stock market, no ones house value ever declines, and everyone can do it 20 times in 2 days.

see #33

matt f 08-23-2012 04:37 PM

the "go make me a samich" time was not factored in

fintstone 08-23-2012 06:06 PM

Hasn't everyone tried to "set a one night record" when they were young and athletic? I never got 48 hours off from work at that age... so I never tried 48 hours but certainly 8 to 10 times in a night (8-12 hrs) when 18-20 years old and more interested in quantity than quality..so 20 in 48 hrs is certainly easily doable. Now 4-8 times a week seems about right for a couple in good condition.

red-beard 08-23-2012 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by fintstone (Post 6931259)
Hasn't everyone tried to "set a one night record" when they were young and athletic? I never got 48 hours off from work at that age... so I never tried 48 hours but certainly 8 to 10 times in a night (8-12 hrs) when 18-20 years old and more interested in quantity than quality..so 20 in 48 hrs is certainly easily doable. Now 4-8 times a week seems about right for a couple in good condition.

Fint, that was each day. Or so she claimed...

pavulon 08-23-2012 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sammyg2 (Post 6930945)
Stick a ham in there and pull out the bone, called a re-tread.

I thought the term was "sleeved"...maybe we can consult Lubemaster's new book?

Esel Mann 08-23-2012 06:38 PM

Uh oh...

I've run into a road block. The Wife'h is asking lots of questions on what's going on.
I guess she sensed my sense of purpose.

I asked her if she's up for 20 in 48. Somehow she knew what that meant.....

So I'm out. Cougar turned in her wings.

I did get to first base though. Plus a gold star from her for giving it the college try.

Time to catch up on Bachelor Pad and keep Cougar purring....

porsche4life 08-23-2012 08:05 PM

Hell... Its a normal work week and I'm sitting at 3 times in 24 hours... I'll report back on 4 in a few hours... ;)

red-beard 08-23-2012 08:25 PM

You missed the Flying Saucer yesterday...

porsche4life 08-23-2012 08:28 PM

I'm a few miles away, as I told Tom, unlike the rest of you slackers, I have to work....

Flieger 08-23-2012 08:31 PM

Well, you seem to be keeping busy...

944Larry 08-23-2012 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by slakjaw (Post 6930486)
Depends. How hot was she?

Slak-think Mr Meatplow could stand up to that kind of abuse?

lowyder993s 08-23-2012 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by vash (Post 6930815)
hey,..you really have a red beard!!

back on topic..

no. i couldnt do it. maybe if it were 4-5 different women to keep it SUUUUPPPPER exciting. hahah..

Good to know...seeing as i'm going to be spending 10 days in the wilderness w/ you;)

Noah930 08-23-2012 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 6931502)
I'm a few miles away, as I told Tom, unlike the rest of you slackers, I have to work....

I thought you were sitting in a Mickey D's in some place in LA, complaining there was nothing to do. :confused:

Flieger 08-23-2012 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Noah930 (Post 6931609)
I thought you were sitting in a Mickey D's in some place in LA, complaining there was nothing to do. :confused:

Oh snap! :D

slodave 08-23-2012 09:27 PM

Shhh! Don't blow his cover! :D

nynor 08-23-2012 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 6931463)
Hell... Its a normal work week and I'm sitting at 3 times in 24 hours... I'll report back on 4 in a few hours... ;)

um.... i call BS. just saying.

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Originally Posted by slodave (Post 6931622)
Shhh! Don't blow his cover! :D

uh, huh huh, huh huh.... you said 'blow'....

HardDrive 08-24-2012 10:13 AM

Amazing what they can line with nikasil these days.


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