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20 Times in 48 hours?

Overheard a conversation while waiting for coffee, divorced (I think/hope) soccer mom talking to her friend about how she and her 'friend' shacked up in a hotel for two days and basically just ate and had sex - 20 times in 48 hours!

Details were not provided and I was trying my best not to appear obvious in my attempts to live vicariously through her (and his) life.

Now, the question remains - and even if it was a quick 5 minute in and out - and maybe there were extended sessions - is it possible to do so without the use of a blue pill 20 times in 2 days? Maybe her lover was 23?

Thinks not known - was climax achieved each time? If so, I think that this guy is super human.

Either way, its nice to know someone is having that sort of extended pleasure!


(And for those of you who wondered....I'M BACK!)

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Old 08-23-2012, 06:52 AM
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Yes it's possible. Even without blue pill.
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Old 08-23-2012, 06:55 AM
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Definitely possible, but I would think that unless she had a clown car going down there, the hardware would not hold up to that kind of abuse.
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Old 08-23-2012, 07:07 AM
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possible sure...but she'd have to have that thing re-lined!
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Old 08-23-2012, 07:12 AM
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The guy has to stay super hydrated. that and be 23
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Old 08-23-2012, 07:16 AM
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Yeah, or he'd end up looking like he got attacked by the Wraith.
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Old 08-23-2012, 07:21 AM
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Back in my college days there were weekend's like that. Maybe not 20 but a good 15 at least...
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Old 08-23-2012, 07:26 AM
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Yeah, or he'd end up looking like he got attacked by the Wraith.
Coffee out the nose! Thanks, that was funny, damn funny!
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Old 08-23-2012, 07:34 AM
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Old 08-23-2012, 07:39 AM
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i believe this "social experiment" was completed with the AID of:

1) energizer AA's (ALOT)

2) everyready "D" batteries quanity (4)

3) solar power

4) 110 volt milwaukee super sawz-all with device attached

5) palo verde nuklar generating station

6) wind turbine power from palm springs
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i believe this "social experiment" was completed with the AID of:

1) energizer AA's (ALOT)

2) everyready "D" batteries quanity (4)

3) solar power

4) 110 volt milwaukee super sawz-all with device attached

5) palo verde nuklar generating station

6) wind turbine power from palm springs
You forgot one major thing.... LUBE!!
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In my experience, definitely possible. It's the female side of the equation that would be the determining factor, not the male.
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Old 08-23-2012, 07:52 AM
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Yep, it's possible. We shagged like that in the beginning. Now, not so much...

Back when I was 21, there was a girlfriend who was like that too...
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Old 08-23-2012, 07:55 AM
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and using all acsess ports-

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Old 08-23-2012, 07:57 AM
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I am at the point if it was 20 times in a year - well - Drinks are on me

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Old 08-23-2012, 07:58 AM
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Well Lubby should have interjected himself and said he was a Lubricant SPECIALIST...and proceeded to enumerate the different kinds of Lubricant available and their efficacy for use in that particular application...Or maybe he could have added this little anecdote to his Book. who Knows...

Anyway one strongly suspected that the Pelican would draw you back in even though you thought you had just gotten clear of this particular addiction. This place in all actuality has a far higher recidivism rate than Heroin. While this place has an equally detrimental affect on the mind (ever bin to PARF) and a decidedly negative impact on ones physicality with the onset of Couch Potato Syndrome it is not really a direct drain on ones financial well being as Heroin would be.
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:16 AM
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I had a girlfriend back in the day and we tried for something like that record. In the end the smell, even with multiple showers, turned me off.
Plus the fact that the muff was closed for repairs for over a week.

Fun girl, but definitely not wife material.
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Old 08-23-2012, 09:03 AM
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