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M.D. Holloway 08-23-2012 07:52 AM

20 Times in 48 hours?
 
:eek: Overheard a conversation while waiting for coffee, divorced (I think/hope) soccer mom talking to her friend about how she and her 'friend' shacked up in a hotel for two days and basically just ate and had sex - 20 times in 48 hours!

Details were not provided and I was trying my best not to appear obvious in my attempts to live vicariously through her (and his) life.

Now, the question remains - and even if it was a quick 5 minute in and out - and maybe there were extended sessions - is it possible to do so without the use of a blue pill 20 times in 2 days? Maybe her lover was 23?

Thinks not known - was climax achieved each time? If so, I think that this guy is super human.

Either way, its nice to know someone is having that sort of extended pleasure!


(And for those of you who wondered....I'M BACK!) SmileWavy

Dottore 08-23-2012 07:55 AM

Yes it's possible. Even without blue pill.

motion 08-23-2012 08:07 AM

Definitely possible, but I would think that unless she had a clown car going down there, the hardware would not hold up to that kind of abuse.

flatbutt 08-23-2012 08:12 AM

possible sure...but she'd have to have that thing re-lined!

Jim Bremner 08-23-2012 08:16 AM

The guy has to stay super hydrated. that and be 23

flatbutt 08-23-2012 08:21 AM

Yeah, or he'd end up looking like he got attacked by the Wraith.

Joeaksa 08-23-2012 08:26 AM

Back in my college days there were weekend's like that. Maybe not 20 but a good 15 at least...

M.D. Holloway 08-23-2012 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flatbutt (Post 6930072)
Yeah, or he'd end up looking like he got attacked by the Wraith.

Coffee out the nose! Thanks, that was funny, damn funny! :D

Zeke 08-23-2012 08:39 AM

nothing changes.....

ODDJOB UNO 08-23-2012 08:47 AM

i believe this "social experiment" was completed with the AID of:

1) energizer AA's (ALOT)

2) everyready "D" batteries quanity (4)

3) solar power

4) 110 volt milwaukee super sawz-all with device attached

5) palo verde nuklar generating station

6) wind turbine power from palm springs

Joeaksa 08-23-2012 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ODDJOB UNO (Post 6930115)
i believe this "social experiment" was completed with the AID of:

1) energizer AA's (ALOT)

2) everyready "D" batteries quanity (4)

3) solar power

4) 110 volt milwaukee super sawz-all with device attached

5) palo verde nuklar generating station

6) wind turbine power from palm springs

You forgot one major thing.... LUBE!!

Christien 08-23-2012 08:51 AM

In my experience, definitely possible. It's the female side of the equation that would be the determining factor, not the male.

red-beard 08-23-2012 08:52 AM

Yes, Lubrication is the key!

WolfeMacleod 08-23-2012 08:55 AM

Yep, it's possible. We shagged like that in the beginning. Now, not so much...:confused:

Back when I was 21, there was a girlfriend who was like that too...

lane912 08-23-2012 08:57 AM

and using all acsess ports-

Wet Original - 50 Gallon Drum
and lube- lots of lube

Hawkeye's-911T 08-23-2012 08:58 AM

I am at the point if it was 20 times in a year - well - Drinks are on me

Cheers
JB

tabs 08-23-2012 09:16 AM

Well Lubby should have interjected himself and said he was a Lubricant SPECIALIST...and proceeded to enumerate the different kinds of Lubricant available and their efficacy for use in that particular application...Or maybe he could have added this little anecdote to his Book. who Knows...

Anyway one strongly suspected that the Pelican would draw you back in even though you thought you had just gotten clear of this particular addiction. This place in all actuality has a far higher recidivism rate than Heroin. While this place has an equally detrimental affect on the mind (ever bin to PARF) and a decidedly negative impact on ones physicality with the onset of Couch Potato Syndrome it is not really a direct drain on ones financial well being as Heroin would be.

Mark Henry 08-23-2012 09:22 AM

I had a girlfriend back in the day and we tried for something like that record. In the end the smell, even with multiple showers, turned me off.
Plus the fact that the muff was closed for repairs for over a week.

Fun girl, but definitely not wife material.

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Quote:

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scottmandue 08-23-2012 10:14 AM

In my limited experience women tend to exaggerate i.e. "alway", "never", etc.

YMMV

BlueSkyJaunte 08-23-2012 10:22 AM

I couldn't stop watching, I was laughing too hard to hit the "pause" button!

porsche4life 08-23-2012 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joeaksa (Post 6930077)
Back in my college days there were weekend's like that. Maybe not 20 but a good 15 at least...

Exactly.... I don't see it that far out there.... My best is 8 in about 20 hours, and yes, hydration is extremely crucial, that and good rest between rounds...

red-beard 08-23-2012 10:49 AM

Let us examine the situation, logically and methodically. http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/read.gif


We are talking 10 times per day for 2 days. Figuring that they are staying in a hotel, they get room service, etc. They sleep 8 hours per day, leaving 16 hours for all activities.

This is about 1 time per 1.5 hours. I think there is enough recovery time for the male in this. I do not know about the female. But definitely lubrication will be helpful/necessary. Especially if the woman is in her 40's!

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porsche4life 08-23-2012 10:52 AM

Typical engineer... Doing the math, instead of just working off experience... ;)

tweezers74 08-23-2012 10:55 AM

But red beard is correct in all points... Good math, red beard. And it is possible.

Just my two cents from the female side. ;)

M.D. Holloway 08-23-2012 11:03 AM

note to self...visit D&D more often...

BRPORSCHE 08-23-2012 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tweezers74 (Post 6930434)
But red beard is correct in all points... Good math, red beard. And it is possible.

Just my two cents from the female side. ;)

Note to self, get off my a$$ and go meet Thuy.

M.D. Holloway 08-23-2012 11:09 AM

I don't know teezer, many of us have had our share of sex pots but 20 runs in 48 hours seems like the stuff of lore and epic legend! Both are ready for the Rolex 24 IMO!

70SATMan 08-23-2012 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 6930428)
Typical engineer... Doing the math, instead of just working off experience... ;)

A good engineer always folds empirical data back into the analysis to vet the process.;):D

RWebb 08-23-2012 11:14 AM

no one has mentioned the real problem - they had to stop at least 20 times

I'd be impressed if they never stopped for 48 hrs

slakjaw 08-23-2012 11:18 AM

Depends. How hot was she?

McLovin 08-23-2012 11:24 AM

LOL, PPOT, the land where everyone averages 25% returns on the stock market, no ones house value ever declines, and everyone can do it 20 times in 2 days.

speeder 08-23-2012 11:26 AM

And a Checkers speech is about as real as Nixon's. Lol...

Les Paul 08-23-2012 11:26 AM

Way back in the bad old days our company was told to hire women for jobs that required quite a bit of physical exertion. Turning valves on 50, 150, 300, 600, and 1500lb steam lines. In other words some big big valves that required a valve wrench 4 ft long and heavy. Most women couldn't handle it from a physical stand point. So they hire a woman whose previous work experience was working at a liquor store. She was blond and pretty hot but incredibly mechanically ignorant. I was working with a guy that had the major hots for her. She knew it and knew to get on his good side because he would do her job for her. The very first week we were working the graveyard shift and she started telling stories about her newest boyfriend. Said they had sex seven times one night. My co-worker without batting and eye said gd were there some blanks in there? Our brilliant girl was temporarily stumped but said oh they were are real I could feel it oozing out every time. OK TMI. At the time I was about the same age as she was, mid 20's. She was bonking a grizzled old dude that was in his late 50's in the back office on a desk. The old proverbial table topping. Gross image there. She lasted maybe a month and was gone.

tweezers74 08-23-2012 11:30 AM

I am 38. It's true what they say about women in their late 30's. Enough said.

KevinTodd 08-23-2012 11:41 AM

No one has asked the obvious question.....


Maybe her "friend" is also a woman....

Just sayin

BRPORSCHE 08-23-2012 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tweezers74 (Post 6930514)
I am 38. It's true what they say about women in their late 30's. Enough said.

You obviously have no idea what my new years resolution is.

SmileWavy


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