60th birthday gag gift

[malmos911]

What's the best 60th birthday gag gift for a male friend?

[Zeke]

A birthday cake shaped like the little blue pill with little blue pills on top.

[lendaddy]

Sleep with his wife

[Steve Carlton]

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[KFC911]

As long as I didn't have to watch: One of those male strippers who knocks on the door dressed in a policeman's uniform .

[dennis in se pa]

A lap dance from a stripper.

[emcon5]

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[techweenie]

Um, I think it depends on your friend's personality more than his age.

Having said that, I find strippers are always appropriate. See if you can find one who is also 60.

[Jim Richards]

Say what?

[Zeke]

Techweenie is being scary.

[RWebb]

Originally Posted by lendaddy

Sleep with his wife

Sleep with his grand-daughter

[aigel]

I hate bad 'old guy' gag gifts. Good money thrown after something useless that may get a chuckle or two. I'd rather give something that will be enjoyed and not thrown in the trash the next morning.

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[vash]

stick a road flare into the birthday cake and get him a proper gift..something nice.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Coffin full of Viagra?

[dhoward]

18 year-old Glenlivet.
Let someone else give a gag.

[gtc]

Originally Posted by techweenie

Um, I think it depends on your friend's personality more than his age.

Having said that, I find strippers are always appropriate. See if you can find one who is also 60.

Ha, perfect!

[techweenie]

Originally Posted by Zeke

Techweenie is being scary.

Actually met a 52 year-old stripper a couple months back... long story.

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by techweenie

Actually met a 52 year-old stripper a couple months back... long story.

Hey, I've seen some 52 YO's that are smokin' hot. Waiting on the 60 YO.

[techweenie]

Originally Posted by Zeke

Hey, I've seen some 52 YO's that are smokin' hot. Waiting on the 60 YO.

This one absolutely was. I think the 60 year-olds like to call their performances "burlesque."

[nostatic]

speaking of burlesque...