I should have posted an update, but I've been slackin':
The fat lady has not yet sung. The cat is
still peeing where she's not supposed to, She never stopped, she just found new places to do it. Originally she was constantly peeing on the expen$sive runner in the hall, until my wife got tired of cleaning it and rolled it up and put it in the garage.
My wife didn't think it was that big of a deal when the little &^!@% peed in my laptop case, but you better believe her closet is locked up like Fort Knox now.
Lately the cat has been peeing in my wife's bathroom, on the rug in front of the toilet and shower. Every. Single. Day. And usually more than once. The routine now is for my wife to throw the rug in the wash when she gets home from work. Every. Single. Day. The damn cat will look my wife right in the eye while she does it, too.
Here's an update on the various hypothesis that have been tested and failed:
- Maybe it's a medical issue? Nope - several tests resulted in nothing more than an annoyed cat and a vet who's slightly richer for the experience.
- Maybe it's a medical issue #2? Nope - some psyc meds for the cat resulted in a stoned cat - which still peed on the floor - and the vet's kid got braces.
- Maybe it's the food? Nope - tried a couple of different types of prescription food, one of which gave the cat explosive diarrhea, but she thankfully she managed to land that in the litter box. The vet is now shopping for a new sports car.
- Maybe she's not getting enough attention? My wife spent $50 on cat toys an tried dedicating a day to play with the cat, which the cat loves for the first 10 minutes or so, and then she's "done"
- Maybe it's litter box contention? Nope - she's added two litter boxes; one never gets used by any of the cats, the other is ~ 2' away from the new favorite pee spot
- Maybe it's stress? Nope. She blew $50 on some special air freshener plug in that humans can't smell, of course. Some guy at PetsMart lost a bet on that one. "Dude, I can not believe someone actually bought one of those! (*sigh*) Here's your $20."
- Maybe it's because the other cat chases/stalks her on the way to the litter box? Nope; she'll pee on the floor with the other cat asleep on the couch. And she she poops in the litter box just fine.
- Maybe it's the litter? Tried different scented/unscented/organic litters, no change. And she she poops in the litter box just fine.
For a short while, the cat was peeing in the tub, which my wife thought was acceptable, but that reprieve only lasted a few days.
The next thing she wants to try is to train the cat to use the actual toilet, but if she's not peeing in the litter box that's
right there she's not going to climb up onto the toilet.
Another hypothesis she wants to test is "Maybe the cats need more territory," so she wants to open the guest room back up, but she wants me to to install doors on the closet, since she keeps clothes and shoes in there. There's also another bedroom that I use for parts storage that she wants to open up to the cats, and put a litter box in there.
At the end of the day, I think it's a defective cat. My semi-educated guess is this thing was the runt of the litter from some backyard breeder. It wasn't properly socialized and trained; it was just a "crop" to be harvested and sold. The rescue gave us a touching tear-jerker of back story which I think was BS.
The longer this goes on, the harder it will be for my wife to come to a rational decision.
BTW, can't anyone recommend one of those blacklight things to find cat pee? I bought one @ ACE Hardware, but it didn't work for squat, even when pointing at places where in normal light I could she she had peed.