I don't do:
Car washes where I sit in the car as it is getting washed
Roller coasters
Waters slides with unlit tunnels
Wear a watch
I had a wedding ring once - never will wear a ring again.
Go out with married women
Never cheated on my wife when I was married.

I try not to lie but all bets are off when it comes to someones safety.

Smoke or condone smoking MJ

You do realize how many bicyclists frequent this board, right?

I find it amusing when the kids see the watch on my wrist and ask me for the time because they are too lazy to pull out their phone.

obese women
skinny women
go to church
eat fried cookies

I don't wear jewelry except for my wedding band which only comes off for washing the cars or if my hands are extremely dirty.

I don't watch or even care about popular sports like football, hockey, etc.

No texting, Twitter, or playing silly Facebook games. In fact, I haven't even re-registered on FB after my email was hacked. Just don't care enough to do it.

I don't have an IPod or a big screen TV and don't really feel the need to get them.

Coffee, alcohol, golf, fast food, network news

Reminds me of this thread...
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/627659-things-lots-people-like-i-dont.html

When you are giving a sales presentation outside in Houston in August.... You wear short sleeve dress shirts.....

It's a crime that they even make short-sleeved dress shirts. If it's hot enough to warrant short sleeves, it's hot enough to warrant not wearing a tie, which means sports shirt. There's no confluence of circumstances wear you should need short-sleeves and a tie outside the military, which is fashion/good-taste exempt.

On the jewelry front, I don't know if that's a thing - most of the guys I know don't wear anything outside of a watch, especially in more rural areas. When half of Pelican says they don't wear rings, bracelets, or necklaces/chains, it's not a "most people do this," right?

My philosophy on cell phones is that it's for my convenience, not to put me at everyone's beck and call. I get heat about once a week from someone upset that I didn't answer, didn't text back immediately, or some such nonsense.

+1 Tried, and just couldn't do it...

Never changed a diaper. Never married, no kids.

It's on my g/f's bucket list when she is a grandmother that I will be front and centre changing said diaper.

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AT 43 no wives, no kids, no felony convictions-

When I say short sleeved and dress shirt... I really mean polo... I have some nice Van Heusen polos I wear a lot, and with the more casual customers, I go for one of the Nike Golf polos with the company logo embroided on it....

I will agree that short sleeve button down shirts are stupid....

Ok more things I don't do. I have never been handcuffed. I plan to keep that streak going. I don't dress up for work. Shorts & a t-shirt in warm weather. Jeans and t-shirt in the winter. I only have two or maybe three long sleeve shirts. I won't wear a tie ever again. No reason to tie a rope around my neck for fashion.

I don't think before I speak

I don't:
Text
have a facebook thing
chat on the phone
watch any fuchin reallity tv
have any tatoos
I hardly use a cell phone

I am a 20th century man.

Wow, what a bunch of lame ass people!:D:D:D

That's kinda what I was thinking Matt....

All of my cars since the first (1978) have had manual transmissions.