Firesign Theater

[genrex]

You people got trouble here? Well, I don’t know why you people seem to think this is magic. It’s just this little chromium switch here... [click]... My, you people are soooo superstitious.


Susan Underhill...?

Audrey Farber...?



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[sc_rufctr]

Hu?

[on2wheels52]

It's Nancy

Jim

[genrex]

And she has a horrible horrible secret.

[Jim Richards]

NICK

Susan Underhill?

ROCKY

How about... Betty Jo Bialowski! (organ fwah)

NICK

(thinking) Betty Jo Bialowski! I hadn't heard that name since college. Everyone knew her as Nancy. Then it all came rushing back to me like the hot kiss at the end of a wet fist. It was Pig Night at the Oh Mony Padme Sigma House. We had escaped from the crowd and stood trembling under the dwarf maples.

YOUNG NANCY

Oh, Nicky. I don't know what to say. This is the most beautiful ring I've ever seen.

YOUNG NICK

Yeah, Nancy. It's really neat. It cost me five thousand dollars.

YOUNG NANCY

Oh Nicky, I, well, how can I ever repay you?

YOUNG NICK

Well, gee whiz, Nancy... How about five hundred down and a 36 month contract?

YOUNG NANCY

What?

YOUNG NICK

Or… you could... marry me. (organ fwah)

YOUNG NANCY

That's impossible, Nick. I can't marry you. I can't even tell you why. Maybe, someday.

YOUNG NICK

All right, Nancy, I understand. Sign here. (paper unfolding)

YOUNG NANCY

Oh, Nick. I'll never forgive you.

YOUNG NICK

I'll never forget you neither, Nancy. (organ fwah)

[968rz]

We're all bozos on THIS bus.

[FLYGEEZER]

The Firesign Theater was so right with the line...."everything you learned was wrong" Fits a whole buncha liberals on PARF.

[Drdogface]

Rocky Ricoco, at your cervix

That stuff kept us entertained in Nam...

[FLYGEEZER]

Had the same flashback..... Pleiku 1967-1968. How ya doin Mark?

[Drdogface]

Hi Edgar,
Doin' OK...my back is healing fine now. Enjoy my VA men's group....good friends there. You ?

[FLYGEEZER]

Just livin' the dream! Likewise with the VA men's group & VFW involvement. Take good care my brother .

[Drdogface]

"Take good care my brother"

Back atcha, Pard... Good to hear you're tied in with VA..

[targa911S]

Thank you for your service boys...

[techweenie]

[Drdogface]

Originally Posted by FLYGEEZER

Just livin' the dream! Likewise with the VA men's group & VFW involvement. Take good care my brother .

Sadly the VFW here is all WWII and Korea...they kinda snub the Nam guys...all they do is drink and play poker anyway

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by FLYGEEZER

The Firesign Theater was so right with the line...."everything you learned was wrong" Fits a whole buncha conservatives on PARF.

Hahaha! Yes it certainly does!

Let me guess; one spring mornin' you wuz down at the VFW polishin' the cannon an' it came to ya!

[dw1]

Out of fog and into the smog....... Nick Danger, Third Eye!
(on the office door: "Regnad Kcin")

Btw, one of our group in college had a girlfriend named Nancy, so a group of us all knew the "Melanie Haber......Audrey Farber......Susan Underhill.....Betty Jo Bialowski! Oh, you mean Nancy" bit.

...All right, come in out of the cornstarch and dry your mukluks by the cellophane...

Speaking of PARF & Firesign Theater.....

Politically, I do have to admit to being a committed Marxist-Lennonist

[dw1]

HEY... I just realized I still have my George Papoon for President / National Surrealist Light People's Party bumper sticker.



PAPOON for PRESIDENT (He's Not Insane!)

[RWebb]

Just wait here in the sitting room

[Don Ro]

FLYGEEZER: "Pleiku 1967-1968."
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Pleiku '65 - '66.