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NYC cop planned to kidnap, torture, cook and EAT up over 100 women

NYC Police Officer Charged in Cannibalism Plot - ABC News

A city police officer dreamed up plots to kidnap, torture, cook and eat at least 100 women whose photos, names and addresses he pulled from a confidential law enforcement database, authorities said Thursday.

Gilbert Valle's fantasies about cannibalizing women — in one, he said he hoped to "cook her over low heat, keep her alive as long as possible" — were retrieved in a trail of emails, computer files and instant messages in online fetish chat rooms, and authorities said he was arrested because he was taking steps to carry them out.





No bath salts, and this guy had a job

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Old 10-25-2012, 05:38 PM
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Very strange. Where do these folks come up with these ideas?
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he said he hoped to "cook her over low heat, keep her alive as long as possible"
No, no, no. He's got it all wrong. What the Maoris used to do with people in this country was cook them at a high temperature but not for too long. Try to keep the juices in and give them, the Pakeha, that char grilled taste.
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I'm sure his union will provide him with a fine lawyer.
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Very strange. Where do these folks come up with these ideas?
Good question but no real answers. People do what people do... Who knows why?

He's sick by any standard. But he was only in the planning stage. What can they really do to him?
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An "attempted" crime requires something more than mere thought or planning, there must be an action. Entering into an agreement with another person to sell a particular woman's body probably qualifies.
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begs the question:

what sick eff was he emailing?
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He must be really hungry...
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Eating women? What?
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Interesting case from the law perspective. Can you get someone convicted on intent / plans? Especially in an area where phantasy / role play are very common with no harm done in most all cases?

When trying to catch wannabe terrorists, the FBI usually sets them up to the point when they pull the trigger = dial their cell phone to blow up what they think is a bomb. That's when the cuffs are closed on them. Pretty clear situation there, but how about this guy?

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An "attempted" crime requires something more than mere thought or planning, there must be an action. Entering into an agreement with another person to sell a particular woman's body probably qualifies.
Guess we should just cut him loose in society. OBVIOUSLY there was no intent, true desire or any sign of mental disturbance. He was "jay kay, el oh el".

I agree with Paul, he will get a fantastic lawyer, at least 2 weeks' paid vacation and if anything forced early retirement or medical discharge with bennies and full pension.
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donuts were so last year.

women are the new "black".
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This guy is sick, but imagine this... there are other sick individuals that are planning or actually doing similar things or even worse, that we don't even know about yet.
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Old 10-27-2012, 07:25 AM
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You know, just the logistics of this make it seem like a stupid crime.

Assuming you kidnap cook and dress out 100 women. If you look at the cow thread, the guy selling seems to think you would get about 50% of the weight of the chick in meat.

Assuming 130 pound women, thats like 6500 pounds of meat.

Who the hell has a refrigerator that size?

This guy is a idiot. Lock him up and throw away the key. It looks like he might need protection from himself, let alone others.
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Wow you just spent the time to do that math and then type it on the internet.
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Wow you just spent the time to do that math and then type it on the internet.
That is so funny... I am dying laughing...
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Average weight is a tad more: "USA: The average American woman's weight has increased 11 pounds (7%) in the 10 years between the gathering of statistics, while her height has remained about the same (an increase of 0.1 inch or 0.2% taller). Earlier I had reported a weight of 152 pounds (69 kg) and height 5' 3.7" (162 cm). Now, it's 163 pounds (74 kg) and 5' 3.8" (163 cm)."

163 lbs X 100 / .5 = 8150 lbs

If you do the math further @ 1 lbs of "woman" per meal is 3 lbs per day X 365 days = 1095 lbs

He would have enough "woman" for 7.44 years of meals.

Think he might get tired of them no matter how they were cooked.
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I would like to resond with some sense of humor....you know the whole 50,000 battered women and I've been eating mine plain this whole time or something. However, this guy is one sick Fuch and should be eliminated as a risk. What has to short circuit in your brain to even make these kind of connections??

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