Yup, I was expecting a lot worse. Here's the FIL with my latest AR build.

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And here I am with my new friend's very badass real man's gun.

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He looks like a teenager! How old is he?

He's 63.

So we just came from the local tittty bar at the MIL's behest. Wouldn't you know it, a Chinese dancer came right up to us, said in Mandarin she's from Beijing and getting her PhD at ASU. MIL gave her a $1 bill. She spent a lot of time talking with us, asked if I wanted a lap dance, but knew I was not free to choose. I'd like to have tipped her more for spending so much time talking with us, but I was under watchful eyes. Well, they're all going to Yellowstone next weekend, so I will be alone. Hmmmmm.

Huh? MIL needed to see some titty's????? Where do I sign up?

Have you thought about visiting them in China?

Been there, done that a few times.

Unfrigginreal.

How great the parents in law felt comfortable enough to ask to experience something they no doubt were curious about for a long time. The other good thing is you learned a few things about them too.

I didn't think I'd be coming back to this one so fast, but it looks like it's about to get bad. She wants her folks to come again for Xmas and I doubt it's gonna be a short visit. I told her the other night I did not want them coming again for a while, as it meant she'd use all her vacation time with them (again) and I'd end up taking a vacation alone (again). I suggested we go to China next year and visit her folks. That'd satisfy the three of them, I could do some traveling on my own there while she hangs with her folks and then they'd not have to see each other again for a year or more. Now she's searching for flights for her folks to come again. I am trying to keep my cool, but this is likely not going to end well.

You, my friend, have only experienced the appetizer. Now it's time for the main course!

This is timely...

Wife, now 10-month old, and 2 doggers are about to move into our new to us house next weekend.

Been living with the in-laws since father's day weekend, it's been easier for me than the wife as her step-dad drives her nuts (likes to consume 5-8 vodka-rocks/night)

At the end of the day, they've been gracious to let us move in, no crazy fights erupted, and harmony has remained...but we're ready to GTFO!

(I will post a thread on the house rehab we've been doing every night/weeknight for the last 2 months and next 6 weeks to come)

Interesting times! SmileWavy

I should have updated this a while ago. Last year they came again for two months. It was easy peasy, a total joy. I think I cooked one meal for everyone and otherwise only for myself when they were all traveling.

Now they're here again, only for a month. I can do that standing on my head. AND they're going to Puerto Rico and Miami for eight days. Oh man, I'm gonna move a full Marshall stack into the living room, while streaming porn on the tv and stacking pizza boxes and beer cans. If I didn't have to use up an expiring coupon at a restaurant tonight, they'd be cooking for me again. All dinners are otherwise cooked by them. I really like this, and I still hate everyone.

Thanks man....I love happy endings!

Dudes....party at Rick's house tonight !

Rick ain't gonna answer the door if he ain't expecting us....road trip :)!

Yes.
Yes, you did.