North Korea discovers the lair of an ancient unicorn

[masraum]

Really?

North Korea has discovered the lair of a unicorn
North Korea claims discovery of ancient unicorn lair - Pacific - Stripes

Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences said the discovery was made when a rectangular maker with the words “Unicorn Lair” was found outside the site, KCNA reported. The carving of the marker was estimated to date back to the Koryo Kingdom period (918-1392).

I guess Mel Brooks was right when he said "It's good to be the king". I suspect it applies to any ruler that has absolute power, king, tyrant, emporer, supreme leader, whatever.

[masraum]

[scottmandue]

"The unicorn lair, belonging to King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom (37 B.C.- 668 A.D.), is only 200 meters from the Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill, "

You don't suppose 'unicorn lair" was... um... uh... a euphemism?

[MT930]

The price of the Meat will sky rocket !

[varmint]

solzhenitsyn wrote of a bunch of prisoners in the siberian gulag who stumbled across a frozen mammoth carcass. they ate it.

i would not want to be a unicorn, or anything else made of meat in north korea.

[Adam]

North Koreans... epic trolls.

In 1994, Pyongyang media reported that Kim Jong-il shot an amazing 11 holes-in-one on a regulation 18-hole golf course.

He carded a stunning and unprecedented 38-under-par game - on his first and only try at golf. Apparently 17 bodyguards present witnessed this amazing display.

[onewhippedpuppy]

North Korea is full of awesome.

[andrew15]

Whatever, we've had them out here for a while...

[cstreit]

Maybe it's one of Charlie's ancestors!

[vash]

apparently they get decent weed in Korea!!

puff puff pass!

[M.D. Holloway]

Originally Posted by varmint

solzhenitsyn wrote of a bunch of prisoners in the siberian gulag who stumbled across a frozen mammoth carcass. they ate it.

i would not want to be a unicorn, or anything else made of meat in north korea.

I remember an Episode of Northern Exposure - last season when the doctor went all woodsy and was harvesting mammoth remains. If true that would be one gamey peice of meat! Tough as shoe leather I would imagine but I can see it showing up on a plate in the upper East side at $1800/plate.

[M.D. Holloway]

The word 'Unicorn' came about in the 13th century and the word lair a bit earlier (900c) so translating the exact word is foolishness, not that such a beast didn't exsit! Just that the sign is a hoax is all...thats all I'm saying. I don't wanna get flamed by a bunch of liberal unicorn sympaticos!

[GH85Carrera]

Next they will capture a Bigfoot, then the Loch Ness Monster.

[M.D. Holloway]

(could use some help tracking down a child support check I swear I sent in 94...)

[stealthn]

Man Andrew that's funny, thanks for sharing

[GWN7]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

Next they will capture a Bigfoot, then the Loch Ness Monster.

Kim has already done that (read his Bio).

NK reminds me of a 4 year old going "look at me, look at me"

[Nostril Cheese]

Best Korea

[Bill Douglas]

Send Psy up there to verify and teach them a few slick moves while he's at it.

[redstrosekNic]

Originally Posted by cstreit

Maybe it's one of Charlie's ancestors!

I don't know why, but that is hilarious . Is that just a random video from youtube?

[Jim Richards]

Meh. I'm waiting for them to find the Invisible Pink Unicorn.