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nostatic 12-20-2012 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by varmint (Post 7161362)
are you a musketeer?
are you a confederate general?
are you in prison?
are you a hipster douche doing it ironically?

if you answered yes to any of these then a goatee is for you.

Varmint and I are in total agreement. A sure sign the Mayan apocalypse is for real...

Roosterrusek 12-20-2012 08:34 AM

Disregard all replies except those of the chickie variety.

89911 12-20-2012 08:42 AM

Man, you put yourself out there on this board! Bravo to you. I do the Goatee every few years. I can't stand the mustache part of it. It really itches when it comes in. Then it starts getting pretty long and you start shaping it, (that actually takes longer then just shaving). You start thinking maybe its groomed to neatly and people think you are trying to be Prince. Then you just shave it. This runs through my head on occasion and I just jump to my last thought.

varmint 12-20-2012 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by nostatic (Post 7161518)
Varmint and I are in total agreement. A sure sign the Mayan apocalypse is for real...

creepy panic attack time. i need to rethink my beliefs now.




goatees are currently too fashionable among people i dislike. the rest of the time they're just dumb looking.

maybe 1 guy in 100 can pull it off. if you're not the emperor of mongo it's best not to try.

RWebb 12-20-2012 09:14 AM

fine as long as it complies with US Navy regulations

craigster59 12-20-2012 09:15 AM

I say grow it out and wear a stovepipe hat. Lincoln is all the rage after that Spielberg film.

911boost 12-20-2012 09:43 AM

I'm bald, so my goatee is my only hair left!

I tend to have one during the Fall/Winter/Spring and shave it during the summer.

My e-wife wasn't a fan of facial hair, but that no loger is a consideration.

72doug2,2S 12-20-2012 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by varmint (Post 7161362)
are you a musketeer?
are you a confederate general?
are you in prison?
are you a hipster douche doing it ironically?

if you answered yes to any of these then a goatee is for you.

You had me at musketeer. Hehehe.

What, no pirates?


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mikesride 12-20-2012 10:37 AM

KEEP IT!!! It looks good! I look like a muppet when I shave mine!!!
.http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1356032234.jpg

72doug2,2S 12-20-2012 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesride (Post 7161800)
KEEP IT!!! It looks good! I look like a muppet when I shave mine!!!

Looks good Mike. Like I said, some people it really suits. I have an attorney friend who grew one because he needed some wisdom looking years. It does work well for him.

Cool. I appreciate the photo too, nice not to put yourself out there alone.

Instant wisdom... Hmm. I wonder if I can get a pay raise with mine?

azasadny 12-20-2012 06:27 PM

Shave it... or not.

ckelly78z 12-20-2012 07:00 PM

"just for men" hair coloring.........I have the same problem. I say keep until the spouse lays down the law.

daepp 12-20-2012 07:12 PM

Keep goat - must add stache

Don Ro 12-20-2012 07:13 PM

I'm not a facial hair guy anymore - although I've had 3 beards in my days.
You look striking/handsome with it - I say keep it, but keep it neat as it is now.
.
Brother of the Brush. :)

Bill Douglas 12-20-2012 07:27 PM

I think the Mayan end of the world is starting to happen... I feel a strange (yet familiar) strong gravitational pull sideways towards the beer fridge, so I better get my answer in quickly.

Umm, I don't know but you should go to a bar or cafe and ask the sort of female that you would like the attentions of and ask her opinion.

mikeesik 12-20-2012 09:01 PM

Grow a stache and add a bit to your porkchops.

aigel 12-20-2012 09:32 PM

Goatees are a 90s thing - every mid aged guy who still has one looks like he hasn't gotten the memo that they are OUT. That is OOO UUU TTT. As mentioned above - full beard only. If you can't do that - shave.

G

Busta Rib 12-20-2012 09:38 PM

I vote for keeping it. it takes some chutzpah to rock a goatee. Btw, technically a goatee + 'stache is called a Van Dyke, which I prefer. I'm fortunate in that it is the only way my facial hair grows out. makes it easy.

Buckterrier 12-21-2012 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by A930Rocket (Post 7161375)
I'm jealous. I don't have that much hair on my entire face to even start something. :)

We're just highly evolved ;)

Looks good on you Doug.

targa911S 12-21-2012 04:36 AM

I like it. The no stashe is a good look. Kinda Amish hip.


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