Pizza Too Small? - Page 2

red-beard · red-beard's Garage

Mike, what good is a gun in a gun safe when you need it now?

SiberianDVM · SiberianDVM's Garage

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Originally Posted by red-beard

Mike, what good is a gun in a gun safe when you need it now?

Well, around here it usually takes at least 20, sometimes 30 minutes for a pizza delivery. Plenty of time to open the gun safe, figure out where you hid the ammo, and lock and load. Unless you'e stoned, of course. In that case, you'd better start MUCH earlier, as your motor control, ability to concentrate, and time estimation skills will all be affected. Or so I have been told.

72doug2,2S · 72doug2,2S's Garage

Aren't guns illegal in Chicago Illinois? How could he possibly have a gun and also be from Chicago? Is this story from The Onion?