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Would you let a beautiful woman drive your 911?

Let's add some ass umptions to dial it in a little tighter:

- she's 15 years younger than you (and about the same age as the car)

- she is half Irish (and half Black, so there is nothing to dilute the Irish crazy factor, that's for sure)

- she owns a Jetta TDI

Old 01-06-2013, 04:05 PM
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sure, its not like she can't drive. i assume she drives stick.
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g50 or 915?
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Only if her headlights have been upgraded. I want to be able to see what she is doing.
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There are only two answers that are possibly correct: 1) Yes; 2) Of course.

Number 2 is most correct, as our standardized test directions would put it.
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g50 or 915?
Could be a 901
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Hmmm. That's an oddly specific set of assumptions. I think the next question to consider before answering is "What could happen if you don't?"...
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Is that before or after you've had sex with her?
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No. It would make my wife mad.
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I let them drive when ever they want.
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Um hell no
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What's in it for me?

Never mine. My wife won't go for it.
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Of course. A clutch isn't that expensive if you DIY. She can help.

Edit: My beautiful wife drives my 993 just fine. No new clutch needed. But she grew up on a farm, she can drive anything. I am not kidding. The LWF doesn't phase her a bit.

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Quote:
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Let's add some ass umptions to dial it in a little tighter:

- she's 15 years younger than you (and about the same age as the car)

- she is half Irish (and half Black, so there is nothing to dilute the Irish crazy factor, that's for sure)

- she owns a Jetta TDI
Hmmm, like this?



For me, irrelevant question, I don't have a 911.

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