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Hottest pepper in the world?
A few days ago a guy that works for me told me he grows the hottest peppers in the world.
yeah right. He says they're twice as hot as the ghost pepper. yeah right. He says they're called moruga scorpions and they're 2 million scoville units. yeah right. He brought in some ground peppers today. Not just the vein part, the entire pepper. Looked like regular ole chili powder. I was gonna sprinkle some on my pizza and he said don't do it. I told him I like hot peppers. He said not like this. I sprinkled a little tiny bit on the plate. I took about 4 little specks on the end of my finner just to see what it tasted like. Four specks the size of grains of salt. It seemed to taste pretty good, wasn't all that hot right away, but it just kinda started building and it didn't stop. That was 15 minutes ago, I'm just starting to get some feeling back in my tongue and the beads of sweat are almost gone. You could kill someone with that stuff. Those peppers are just wrong. |
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They are based on Butch T scorpion peppers, Trinidad Scorpion Butch T pepper - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I have some and they are hot. My son tried one flake and was saying that he could not feel his lips for about 15 minutes. Dave |
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you'll have a lot of "fun" tomorrow with that. You might need to prepare some bath salts for your ass.
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I also love hot pepper, as does the wife. This little story comes to mind:
Notes from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Recently I was honoured to be selected as an outstanding famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a Chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me that I could have free beer during the tasting. So I accepted. Here are the scorecards from the event: CHILI # 1: MIKE'S MANIC MONSTER CHILI JUDGE ONE: A little to heavy on tomato. Amusing kick. JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild. FRANK: Holy ****, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with this stuff. I needed two beers to put the flames out. Hope that's the worst one. Those Texans are crazy. CHILI # 2: ARTHUR'S AFTERBURNER CHILI JUDGE ONE: Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang. JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavour. Needs more peppers to be taken seriously. FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre. They had to walkie-talkie in three extra beers when they saw the look on my face. CHILI # 3: FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans. JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili. A bit salty. Good use of red peppers. FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting ****-faced. CHILI # 4: BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC JUDGE ONE: Black Bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods. Not much of a chili. FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb ***** is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear-waste I'm eating. CHILI # 5: LINDA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. FRANK: My ears are ringing, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly from a pitcher onto it. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Freakin' Rednecks! ! ! CHILI # 6: VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers. JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions and garlic. FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone! CHILI # 7: SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum. Tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge # 3. FRANK: You could put a #)$^@#*&! Grenade in my mouth, pull the #)$^@#*&! pin, and I wouldn't feel a damn thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my X*$(@#^&$ mouth. My pants are full of lava-like ****, to match my X*$(@#^&$ shirt. At least the during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the four inch hole in my stomach. CHILI # 8: HELEN'S MOUNT SAINT CHILI JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending. This is a nice blend chili, safe for all; not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence. JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good balanced chili, neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell and pulled the chili pot on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank. FRANK: - - - - - Mama?- - - (Editor's Note: Judge # 3 was unable to report).
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sammy..you are insane.
![]() i love hot and spicy. i can hit the hottest jalapeno and love it. maybe spoon thai chilis over my meal with zeal. any hotter than that, it just quits being fun. i dont even by habaneros. i imagine you would need a separate cutting board for the chopping.
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My friend is editor and owner of Chili Pepper magazine. He is a taster at a lot of chili cook-offs. If the chili is so hot he can't taste it, it gets a zero. He says there is food, and then there is macho bullskirt.
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While I like Cayenne and spices, jalapeno peppers and I don't get along. Spices and peppers should be used to enhance a flavor not make your rectum bleed.
I also don't like pickled peppers....so Peter Piper can go pound a peck of lethal redheads. ![]()
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I don't even go for the red tabasco sauce, I do like the green tabasco though and am generally a wimp when it comes to hot/spicy foods. When you can't taste the food because of the hot peppers used, it seems pointless to me.
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I've been using Tabasco Green in a lot of my cooking lately. Try marinating steak in soy sauce, minced garlic, & Tabasco Green overnight. Yum!
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Well, at least there's no doubt who will win next years' "hottest chili" in the chili cook-off contest.
he has a shaker bout 3" tall and 1" round full of that powder, which is funny because that's about a 500 year supply. Also found this article bout the stuff: Quote:
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Instead of Tabasco, try Tapatio. That stuff is addictive.
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My new go to hot sauce. Blows away rooster sauce. The original Thai sariacha. I love it so much I have a pic of it in my phone. I could only find it in Los Angelo's. $2.99!
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That guy in the video? He's a puss.
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I'm a Crystal man myself.
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