Caption this Poorsche Picture.

[Rusty Heap]

oh my, so many opportunities to comment on this picture.........which I shot photos of observing this Poorsche on a Flatbed at 60 mph rolling down the freeway.




The MSD ignition (front fender sticker decal) must of been too much horsepower hence the front bumper squish.

The Bungy Cord over the rear wing added too much cross wind drag and spun it while racing a Civic across Walmarts parking lot.

The over rich fart can muffler had soiled the rear bumper aerodynamics.

The Bungy Cord over the rear wing didn't help aero either.


"Nice" trailer chain clips on the rear tow points.

The Tow Truck driver trusted those trailer chain clips so much, he puts a chain onto the front rim mag rim spokes.


But at least even with a smunched in hood, the Poorsche is ahead of the moldy mirror GrandAm.




OMG, any other comments?



Yes I guess it is a "Poorsche".................groan. So wrong on so many levels.


gotta love Mr Trailer Park High School bling bling posers. Cheap entertainment, even at 60mph on a flatbed.

[rayporsche]

Oh Oh Oh.......buuuuut...buttt ....but it's a Poorsche !

[pwd72s]

"If your cylinder bore is smaller than your tailpipe diameter...yes, you are a ricer."

[Rusty Heap]

OMG it's major red sweetness right out of the highschool year book..


looks like there is a second hole in the fart can for a second bungy cord for those really high speed runs too!!!

[BE911SC]

Why do the kids hang those hardware store snap-loops under the back of their cars? I see them dangling off of fart-canned Hondas all the time.

[Jrboulder]

Tow hooks, bro

[BE911SC]

Okay, I saw one Honda with a purple anodized loop way under the center of the rear. Still a tow hook?

[Rusty Heap]

Originally Posted by BE911SC

Okay, I saw one Honda with a purple anodized loop way under the center of the rear. Still a tow hook?

Did it have a blue LED strobe-scoping to the beat of his bass speaker?



gotta love (cough cough) the blue LED's on windshield wiper blade arms

[ZOO]

Likely rescued by a real enthusiast, out of state, and he or she was too ashamed to drive it in its current state. But give it a week, and you won't (fortunately) recognize it.

[BReif61]

Originally Posted by BE911SC

Why do the kids hang those hardware store snap-loops under the back of their cars? I see them dangling off of fart-canned Hondas all the time.

"Drift charms."

See also: stuffed animals hanging from tow eyes. Completely ridiculous copy of a Japanese fad.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by BReif61

"Drift charms."

See also: stuffed animals hanging from tow eyes. Completely ridiculous copy of a Japanese fad.

GayDM yo!

[Dueller]

"What ya mean there was no fluid in radiator? It's an air cooled Poorsche..." i

[recycled sixtie]

That could have been mine. If the Miata was introduced in the 1960's......

[vash]

if you think about it..

i think the owner is poking fun at himself no? like he is saying "poor man's porsche"

a "poorsche!"

or he bought one two many vowels.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by vash

if you think about it..

i think the owner is poking fun at himself no? like he is saying "poor man's porsche"

a "poorsche!"

or he bought one two many vowels.

Judging by the other mods I would vote for illiteracy.