Public Restroom Nonsense

[krystar]

Male Restroom Etiquette - YouTube

[craigster59]

After taking a dump, make sure everything swirls down out of sight. Nothing worse than leaving floaters for the next person.

[mossguy]

Originally Posted by krystar

Male Restroom Etiquette - YouTube

Thank you for this! Great!

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77

BTW - why do we wash our hands after we pee? Urine is sterile and I don't make it a habit of pee'n on my hand and my junk is absolutly the cleanest part of my body...

Joke:

Two guys pee in a restroom. Afterwards outside the restroom, one guy turns to the other and proclaims: "At Yale, they taught is to wash our hands after we use the bathroom." The other one responds: "At Hahvahd, they taught us not to urinate on our hands."

* Insert your schools of rivalry as appropriate.

[Racerbvd]

Originally Posted by Chocaholic

...and then there's the guy who takes a cell phone call in the stall next to you. Farting and flushing all around while this shmuck chit chats with his wife...

I like to yell

Come on you cheap SOB, that dance was worth way more than you stuff in her G-string

I use that for many occations

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77
BTW - why do we wash our hands after we pee? Urine is sterile and I don't make it a habit of pee'n on my hand and my junk is absolutly the cleanest part of my body...

I wash before, as I know where my hands have been, and my junk

Then again after

[Jferr006]

I feel like not washing your hands is the equivalent of a 'stink palm'.

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by Jferr006

I feel like not washing your hands is the equivalent of a 'stink palm'.

Would you like a chocolate covered pretzle?

[Jferr006]

...and that's the reason I don't eat chocolate covered pretzels

[widgeon13]

If you have been in the military you can pretty much take a dump anywhere. Going through officer's basic being in a barracks with 50 other guys and four toilets sitting out in the open is leisurely. At least it's not raining on you or bombs dropping.

Try taking a dump in a foxhole!

[Jferr006]

For those who have nooo idea what we are referring to.
Mallrats - Stink Palm - YouTube

[vash]

i'm a hand washer. i've been known to call out those that dont.

i can go just about anywhere. a filthy squat toilet on some south east asia train, "locked me up" big time..

in Vietman, i once saw a womans facilty that down right shocked me. you could smell it miles away. it was for pee only (i think). it was a big tile area. about 20 feet by 20 feet. it had a gentle slope to one corner. you simply walked out there, found a open spot..and pissed. i assume the uphill side was the desirable real estate. it had a waist high wall all around and a thatched roof..for shady comfort. i didnt take a picture..sorry. my wife, held it.

the mens area had a luxury trench.. i think you had to squat if you had to go #2.

[RWebb]

Originally Posted by Jferr006

-Passive aggressive notes. I can't tell you how many times I've seen, and subsequently torn up and thrown away, passive aggressive notes plastered to the mirror, paper towel holder, door, etc!... "Don't throw leave towels on the floor, this isn't your house bla bla bla".

Women are always posting notes about leaving the toilet seat up (where it is supposed to be). Apparently, they are unable to look before sitting down.

I see this all the time in offices I've used where the bathrooms are uni-sex -- even in a local restaurant.

Then there is the attempt to train men put the seat down...

[RWebb]

Urine is sterile when inside the body of a healthy mammal. Urine is not sterile once it flows past the 'nozzle.' An ex-gf tested this once while getting her DVM -- not sure why they incorporated that particular experiment into the curriculum.

[vash]

i think a note in the bathroom is acceptable. what other option is there besides camping out in there to wait for the offender?

[vash]

there are two bandits in my office.

one we nicknamed, "buckshot". should be self explanitory.

the other is name-less, but he leaves a brand new toilet seat protector on the toilet. the centerhole is not punched out. we seriously dont get it. and yes, we have pics. and no..

[Jim Richards]

Public restrooms are disgusting. Clearly, a lot of people were raised by wolves.

[rusnak]

I can think of one thing that women don't do....compete for distance at the urinal.

[ZOA NOM]

Where the hell is the moderator? Somebody stop this madness, or I'm gonna post enough boobies to get this thread deleted!

[look 171]

Why? I think its funny as siht.

[Jferr006]

I think we've determined posting boobs everywhere is perfectly acceptable