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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: San Pedro,CA
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In my defense I would like to point out that my 'MFing P of S' exclamations are ALWAYS directed at an inanimate object.
I work at a science museum... when one of our high tech exhibits dies a horrible death and my supervisor asks me how it is going... In my best Andy Griffith accent I say "That dog won't hunt!"
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. "You don't know your ass from a Texaco station." (She said that to me often) . "Tighter than Dick's hat band." . If I ever drove too casusally (fast) for her: "I just sucked half the stuffing out of my bucket seat." . She was a hoot. 
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N-Gruppe doesn't exist
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: *%@#ing GPS, where am I? Oh wait I see the Space Needle.
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everythings chicken but the gravy
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Ted '70 911T 3.0L "SKIPPY" R-Gruppe #477 '73 914 2.0L SOLD bye bye "lil SMOKEY" "Silence is Golden, but duct tape is SILVER.” other flat fours:'77 VWBus 2.0L & 2002 ImprezaTS 2.5L |
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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jump'n jesus on a pogo stick!
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One I never really understood but it was said by some deep woods rural friends long ago to fill dead air: "Jesus wept & Moses crept under the bed for matches"
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Got any old or local expressions of....
Hot diiggity?
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Location: Central Pa
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God dam it to hell
Jesus Christ on a stick Well I'll be He's 3 bricks short of a load He's 3 fries short of a happy meal Worthless as tits on a boar hog |
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Location: Long Beach CA, the sewer by the sea.
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I worked with a non swearer who said, "Sunny beaches."
I'm not near as polite. I like the Brit's "bloody hell." But if I hit my finger with a hammer, it will take a full 30 seconds before I have expired every expression I know and none of them are printable.The F-word is used as an adjective, an adverb, a direct object and a connector as well as an outright verb. Might even get in the use of f as a noun. Pity the neighbors. But a great word. |
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That's about as funny as dead babies.
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Flustrated. Many of the locals think it's an actual word.
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03-15-2013, 04:12 PM
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the word **** - YouTube Cheers JB
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The one i still don't understand. My mom used alot. " believe you me"
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My friend's father used to say, "Hot dang you all I swear!" Sound more like, "Hot dang you all ah swar."
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in an undesireable situation...Awwww, F*** Me.
to an uncooperative inanimate object, usually in the garage...You Whore!
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03-17-2013, 11:52 AM
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coulda, woulda, shoulda
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Louisiana
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used to hear C'est la Vie a lot down here
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03-17-2013, 12:08 PM
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"couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle"
'"tighter than a bull's azz in fly time."
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03-17-2013, 12:11 PM
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"That person is as useless as tits on a boar"
"Six or one half dozen of another".........(means it just doesn't matter)
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Guelph Ontario
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That will buff right out
It's hotter than the hubs of hell
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1987 Porsche 911 Carrera Cabriolet 3.2
2012 1963 356
The Beast, rocket sled The 930
1982 Porsche 911SC 3.0L warmed over
