Got any old or local expressions of....

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ygbsm

[Lapkritis]

Tighter than bark on a tree... (cheap).

She's three ax handles wide... (fat)

-Central Vermont

[Jrboulder]

Humdinger

[RWebb]

say whut?

[ben parrish]

Well good night
That beats all
Fair to middlin
Hanging in like a hair in a biscuit
Tougher than three day old snot
Awfully nippily outside

[D911SC]

Originally Posted by Outback Porsche

Well, bugger me!

Struth is correct.

I always thought it was 'strewth'

Anyway, I am often saying 'Crikey Christmas'

[Jeff Higgins]

Jeezus f**king christ
Colder than a well digger's ass
Booger freezin' cold
Comin' down like a cow pissin' on a flat rock
Dumber than a mud fence

[cornemuse]

socal surfer talk '60's, *****en (good) ****in' a (absolutely yes)

useless as balls on a brass monkey

My dad used to say 'sharp as a rat turd and pointed on both ends' (about people who 'thought' they were pretty smart)


Who decides what gets censored?????

(b i ichin' phuque'n aaa,,,

[Hawkeye's-911T]

'Bout as organized as a fart in a windstorm
- as funny as a rubber crutch,
- as funny as shriek for help

[dafischer]

I'll show 'em where the bear schidt in the buckwheat!

[peppy]

luckier than a 2 d k dog.

does a one legged duck swim in a circle

I'd eat a mile of her sh t just to see where it comes from.

[Zeke]

An old southern expression for being hung over is, "My head feels like it's full of stump water and wiggle tails."

[72doug2,2S]

Colder than a witches tit
Cotton Picker
Dag Nabbit
Dumb ****

[Amail]

For fuch's sake

Cold enough to freeze the brass monkeys off a well digger's witch

Like trying to pick fly $hit out of the pepper with boxing gloves

Slower than the smoke off a turd

Does the pope $hit on the catholics?

[Hugh R]

Slicker than pig phlem.

[oldE]

Busier than a one-armed paper hanger.
alt: Busier than a one-armed paper hanger with the itch!

If she stuck out her tongue, you'd think she was a zipper (very thin)

Best
Les

[KevinTodd]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

Dats racist.

uhhhhh...nice try, skippy. "ginger" isn't a race.

Thanks for playing, though.

[FLYGEEZER]

Sharp as a marble
Dumb as a fox
Mader than a wet hen

[varmint]

18 obsolete words, which never should have gone out of style
By Carmel Lobello 15 days ago
Just like facts and flies, English words have life-spans. Some are thousands of years old, from before English officially existed, others change, or are replaced or get ditched entirely.
Here are 18 uncommon or obsolete words that we think may have died early. We found them in two places: a book called “The Word Museum: The Most Remarkable English Words Ever Forgotten” by Jeffrey Kacirk, and on a blog called Obsolete Word of The Day that’s been out of service since 2010. Both are fantastic— you should check them out.
Snoutfair: A person with a handsome countenance — “The Word Museum: The Most Remarkable English Words Ever Forgotten” by Jeffrey Kacirk
Pussyvan: A flurry, temper — “The Word Museum: The Most Remarkable English Words Ever Forgotten” by Jeffrey Kacirk
Wonder-wench: A sweetheart — “The Word Museum: The Most Remarkable English Words Ever Forgotten” by Jeffrey Kacirk
Lunting: Walking while smoking a pipe — John Mactaggart’s “Scottish Gallovidian Encyclopedia,” 1824
California widow: A married woman whose husband is away from her for any extended period — John Farmer’s “Americanisms Old and New”, 1889
Groak: To silently watch someone while they are eating, hoping to be invited to join them – www.ObsoleteWord.Blogspot.com
Jirble: To pour out (a liquid) with an unsteady hand: as, he jirbles out a dram — Wordnik
Curglaff: The shock felt in bathing when one first plunges into the cold water — John Jamieson’s Etymological Scottish Dictionary, 1808
Spermologer: A picker-up of trivia, of current news, a gossip monger, what we would today call a columnist — “The Word Museum: The Most Remarkable English Words Ever Forgotten” by Jeffrey Kacirk
Tyromancy: Divining by the coagulation of cheese — “The Word Museum: The Most Remarkable English Words Ever Forgotten” by Jeffrey Kacirk
Beef-witted: Having an inactive brain, thought to be from eating too much beef. — John Phin’s “Shakespeare Cyclopaedia and Glossary”, 1902
Queerplungers: Cheats who throw themselves into the water in order that they may be taken up by their accomplices, who carry them to one of the houses appointed by the Humane Society for the recovery of drowned persons, where they are rewarded by the society with a guinea each, and the supposed drowned person, pretending he was driven to that extremity by great necessity, is also frequently sent away with a contribution in his pocket. — “The Word Museum: The Most Remarkable English Words Ever Forgotten” by Jeffrey Kacirk
Englishable: That which may be rendered into English — John Ogilvie’s “Comprehensive English Dictionary”, 1865
Resistentialism: The seemingly spiteful behavior shown by inanimate objects — www.ObsoleteWord.Blogspot.com
Bookwright: A writer of books; an author; a term of slight contempt — Daniel Lyons’s “Dictionary of the English Language”, 1897
Soda-squirt: One who works at a soda fountain in New Mexico — Elsie Warnock’s “Dialect Speech in California and New Mexico”, 1919
With squirrel: Pregnant — Vance Randolph’s “Down in the Holler: A Gallery of Ozark Folk Speech”, 1953
Zafty: A person very easily imposed upon — Maj. B. Lowsley’s “A Glossary of Berkshire Words and Phrases”, 1888


18 obsolete words, which never should have gone out of style | Death and Taxes


my dogs groat constantly.

[Rob Channell]

Great Googly Moogly!!!!
Somewhere up north is past the "Winn Dixie line"
Fuller than a tic
Fuller than a port-o-let on race day