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How much money?
I closed a checking and savings account I had with Chase. The largest bank in the USA. I received this letter from them yesterday:
![]() ![]() Wait what? I am TEN TRILLION overdrawn? Nope I got one of these letter for the saving account as well. Chase wants 20 TRILLION bucks from me? Boy howdy I am glad I had that overdraft protection so I did not bounce the check I wrote for a few dozen aircraft carriers. I would think I would remember buying all of Washington DC. I wonder if there is 20 Trillion in the entire world economy. If all the cash from every business & individual was pooled together is there 20 trillion? The bad news is they might charge me extended overdraft fees if I continue to have a negative balance. Yea, right. Tack on a few bucks, see if that makes a difference.
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It's only 10 BILLION (not trillion). Hope this helps.
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Dude, you are officially broke and you have a letter to prove it. I once got a letter from my former stock broker about $127 million that they deposited in my account by mistake and when they found out what they did they cleaned out my account of everything I had. I still have the statement saying I had 127 M in my account.
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Yea, Billion is a lot better than Trillion.
![]() I guess with all those zeros I lost count.
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That was a miss directed letter...was meant to go to the white house
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Too bad the mistake wasn't in the other direction.
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Keep an eye on this. This could, impact your credit report or score. Not to mention the collection agency that will be calling soon.
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When I sold my Aston Martin for a boatload of money, I showed the receipt from the ATM to a single male office worker of mine. He asked if I could print out a dozen for him. He wanted to have them to scribble his name and phone number on them and give them out to chicks he met at clubs. He figured with a mid-6 figure account statement, he'd get some phone calls back. I didn't give them to him.
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this makes you too big to fail allowing you to borrow billions from the government at 0.1% interest.
or just go for the taxpayer bailout and pay yourself huge bonuses, your choice. don't forget to tip your lobbyist.
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I would LOVE to have a collection agency call me asking for 20 Billion.
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Last year I had the opposite problem. When I deposited a check for less than $200.00 dollars in to an account that had less than $2000.00 they gave me a deposit slip receipt that had my current balance. It was off by a number of decimal places, as reported I could have almost paid off your overdraft.
I asked the teller if she would double check the balance, I had not left her window yet, she hit me with attitude saying that it had to be correct, why should she double check it. When I mentioned that if it is correct, I would like to withdraw 10 or so billion dollars..... She double checked.
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20 trillion, heck, our administration has that earmarked for the next 4 years. Oh, only 10 billion, that's all in a days work in Washington.
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quick, set up a debt collecting agency and take commission on collecting that debt!
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I program this kind of stuff for a living.
A long shot explanation: they "zeroed" overdraft account variable on closure, then the letter was triggered by attempted overdraft and read the same field w/o checking first if account was closed or not (I bet it happened on the same day, but before nightly batch). Probably a rare race condition. Somebody in their IT department didn't do his/hers homework.
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Someone wrote the algorithm behind that mistake. Billions are lost each year in the banking industry due to poor math skills.
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