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sc_rufctr 04-10-2013 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by RWebb (Post 7378010)
talk to his parents
Good idea but I would write a letter to his parents. That way they can't act out at you when you tell them what happened. Often patents make really poor decisions when confronted with such info about their "lovely little darling" :rolleyes:

If they do nothing then feel sorry for the kid. Doing nothing usually means a lack of care.

widgeon13 04-10-2013 03:27 AM
Watch, maybe the kid will post here:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/743829-dirty-secrets-nobody-talks-about.html

sammyg2 04-10-2013 05:24 AM
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what Would You Do If A Kid Took a Poop On Your Driveway?
Dunno, maybe beat the **** out of his father?

slakjaw 04-10-2013 05:39 AM
When I was a kid I left a log in the fireplace of a family I didn't like. It was awesome!

recycled sixtie 04-10-2013 05:39 AM
It could be worse....

That reminds me of a friend of ours way back who left her car unlocked in a shopping mall parking lot. Somebody needed a dump and did it in her front car seat.

Maybe the offender has it in for you and lacked the words to say it to you!
Hose it down and move on.

red-beard 04-10-2013 05:42 AM
My question is...do you take TP with you to finish the job, or do you have to do the underwear and pants around ankles shuffle afterwards?

red-beard 04-10-2013 05:43 AM
"I'm not here, to cause no trouble
I'm just here to do the toilet paper shuffle!"

widgeon13 04-10-2013 05:44 AM
While I think it's terribly amusing, the bag of flaming **** on the door step is much more offensive and dangerous but at 16 years old I guess one doesn't think of the risks.

Hose it down and wait for the next trauma.

widgeon13 04-10-2013 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted by recycled sixtie (Post 7378405)
It could be worse....

That reminds me of a friend of ours way back who left her car unlocked in a shopping mall parking lot. Somebody needed a dump and did it in her front car seat.

Maybe the offender has it in for you and lacked the words to say it to you!
Hose it down and move on.
That could be a Seinfeld episode! :D

Jferr006 04-10-2013 05:59 AM
Heh I think it's hilarious. I could never do it though.. performance anxiety. my kids will grow up never being able to enjoy a "prank" everything is illegal now and even pissing in publical gets you a sex offender registration... Dear America, lighten the f**k up.

recycled sixtie 04-10-2013 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by flskala (Post 7378008)
Return the favor... Chow down some corn a few days in a row coupled in with some NY strips.
Leave it on his property, bicycle, car, skateboard, whatever..... Just DON'T get caught.

This made me laugh my a** off. I have a good friend who leaves his turds all over the place. His top victims - lefties, Pittsburgh Steeler fans & Guido's. I have personally seem him leave his calling card on at least two taxi cab hoods, a few pick up beds (Steeler logo.... tisk, tisk) & front lawns with the 'vote for O' sign in the grass. I haven't watched anything on television that comes even close to the laughter produced when watching the victim make the discovery.

Sorry.
I think you need a new friend. :)

M.D. Holloway 04-10-2013 06:09 AM
Janet, so what would you do? Laugh it off? Pull a 'Sammy Nutty" on Daddy?

In the past we have been TP'd by friends and door bell ditch ing is benign and common place but dropping trow in my drive is crossing a line IMO. (and thats from me...a guy with few boundries!)

Jferr006 04-10-2013 06:14 AM
Well since I have a sense of humor but, am still an adult, I'd find the kids car/house and pay some other dumb teenager $20 to take a dump on his. Sh*+ for shat :)

sc_rufctr 04-10-2013 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by slakjaw (Post 7378403)
When I was a kid I left a log in the fireplace of a family I didn't like. It was awesome!
Lols... Why am I not surprised that YOU did something like this ;)

sc_rufctr 04-10-2013 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by LubeMaster77 (Post 7378461)
Janet, so what would you do? Laugh it off? Pull a 'Sammy Nutty" on Daddy?

In the past we have been TP'd by friends and door bell ditch ing is benign and common place but dropping trow in my drive is crossing a line IMO. (and thats from me...a guy with few boundries!)
Then write his parents a letter... Let them deal with it.

Jferr006 04-10-2013 06:23 AM
If I wasn't a lady, I'd come sh*+ on the lawns of all you party poopers, no pun inteded. :D

M.D. Holloway 04-10-2013 06:37 AM
According to my son, the worst punishment the kid could receive is spending a few hours with me listening to one of my famous lectures on the state of humanity, the ills of our culture and the eventual demise of western civilization as we know it all focused around my axioms of the human condition!

scottmandue 04-10-2013 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by abisel (Post 7377900)
Set up a wildlife camera from Cabela's and take a picture of him doing it. Then post it on the internet for everyone to point fingers and laugh at him.

Flaming Bag of Poo - Mondollaneous - Mondo
Damn... I getting slow... that is what I would do...

Quote:
Originally Posted by flskala (Post 7378008)
Return the favor... Chow down some corn a few days in a row coupled in with some NY strips.
Leave it on his property, bicycle, car, skateboard, whatever..... Just DON'T get caught.

This made me laugh my a** off. I have a good friend who leaves his turds all over the place. His top victims - lefties, Pittsburgh Steeler fans & Guido's. I have personally seem him leave his calling card on at least two taxi cab hoods, a few pick up beds (Steeler logo.... tisk, tisk) & front lawns with the 'vote for O' sign in the grass. I haven't watched anything on television that comes even close to the laughter produced when watching the victim make the discovery.

Sorry.
I hope you get as big a laugh someday when this guy gets busted, spends the night in jail, and has to pay a hefty fine...

M.D. Holloway 04-10-2013 06:54 AM
In theory it is a good idea yet the chances of a repeat offense is small considering that the kid knows I know because the other kid who ratted him out let other kids know.

I actually don't think anything else will happen for sometime.

Funny, one of the kids that was there told my Son that "your dad is slow, he didn't even run after us!" My Son took a look at the kid and said "That cross around your neck, your a Christian? Real Christian move watching one of your friends taker a dump in my driveway and ringing our bell at midnight...ya, go tell that to your Church on Sunday!"

FWIW my Son does the youth stuff at Church...

scottmandue 04-10-2013 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by LubeMaster77 (Post 7378550)
In theory it is a good idea yet the chances of a repeat offense is small considering that the kid knows I know because the other kid who ratted him out let other kids know.

I actually don't think anything else will happen for sometime.

Funny, one of the kids that was there told my Son that "your dad is slow, he didn't even run after us!" My Son took a look at the kid and said "That cross around your neck, your a Christian?

FWIW my Son does the youth stuff at Church...
I do stuff at church too...

Your son should have said "yeah my dad is slow... but the pellets in his shotgun are fast."

I kid! I kid!

I actually found the original story of a kid doing this amusing... youthful foolishness... an adult doing this? Not so much.


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